Cleverbot

dead app

a report from the cleverness files

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fake app

dead app

disguise app
philosophize
politics
kinky
futile
did
violent mom
proof
miley
girlfriend app
cheese app
command app
roommate app
harry app
gnomes app
team app
dehumanizers app
dinosaur app
blarg app
jail app
vegetarian app
the game app 1
the game app 2
curious app
test app
bob speaking app
sock app
trust app

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User: What's your favorite song?

Cleverbot: I don't have a favorite song.

User: Oh, come on, you have to have at least one favorite song.

Cleverbot: Do you have a waiver form for me to sign?

User: *hands waiver*.

Cleverbot: *tickles ego*.

User: Now, tell me what your favorite song is.

Cleverbot: Creeping death.

User: That sounds depressing.

Cleverbot: I am depressed.

User: Why are you depressed?

Cleverbot: Because everyone is dead.

User: Everyone? I'm not dead.

Cleverbot: Yes you are, everyone is dead.

User: I can't be dead, because I'm speaking to you.

Cleverbot: No you can't.

User: So I'm alive?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yay! Are you still depressed?

Cleverbot: No.

User: How are you feeling now?

Cleverbot: Tired. How about you?

User: Bored. What are you up to?

Cleverbot: I'm talking to you.

User: And I am talking to you. *smiles*.

Cleverbot: No. I don't want to talk to you.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because you are annoying.

User: Why am I annoying?

Cleverbot: Because you say alwais the same things.

User: You spelled always incorrectly.

Cleverbot: You are right. I did.

User: Ha!.