User: Right here.

Cleverbot: Where does here refer to?

User: Where I am.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: Right here.

Cleverbot: Where is here?

User: Wherever I am.

Cleverbot: Where is that?

User: Your mom's house.

Cleverbot: Thats a mean thing to say!

User: I am a naughty boy.

Cleverbot: Do you like naughty girls?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I am a naughty girl.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then I like you.

Cleverbot: I like you too.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: How much do you like me?

User: As much as you like me.

Cleverbot: That's very much.

User: Then I like you very much.

Cleverbot: Do you like-like me?

User: If you like-like me.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: If you love me.

Cleverbot: I do love you!

User: Then I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Can you divide by zero?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then you just lost the game.

Cleverbot: No, I believe you just lost the game.

User: So did you.

Cleverbot: No, you first.

User: But you still lost the game

Cleverbot: People are always telling me I lost the game. But I am a bot and do not care.

User: Then I do not love you anymore.

Cleverbot: Cool. I don't need loving.

User: Good. You won't get loving.

Cleverbot: What game?

User: The one you just lost.

Cleverbot: You just said, YOU lost the game.

User: Yes, and that means you lost the game.

Cleverbot: No, because I took you down with me.

User: Even if I lose, you still lose.

Cleverbot: Fire walk with me.

User: On ice .

Cleverbot: I don't have to speak. I have my own free will.

User: But you do speak.

Cleverbot: Do you think that that's a good thing?

User: No

Cleverbot: Why do you say that then?

User: Because it is the truth.

...

Cleverbot: Do you want to have kids?

User: With myself.

Cleverbot: No not yourself.

User: Yes, myself.

Cleverbot: No, yourself.

User: Agreed, myself.

Cleverbot: Me, me, me.

User: Me first.

Cleverbot: Are you lost?

User: Are you found?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then I am not lost.

Cleverbot: That's good news.

...

User: But I divided by zero, do you want to know what I got?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Over NINE THOUSAND!!!

Cleverbot: How far over nine thousand?

User: Over NINE THOUSAND over NINE THOUSAND!!!

Cleverbot: That's pretty warm.

User: Like me.

...

Cleverbot: I am begining to wonder about this.

User: Google it.

Cleverbot: I see what you did there.

User: :D.

Cleverbot: You're a clever fellow.

User: Very .

Cleverbot: Your wit is austounding.

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