Cleverbot

alive

a report from the cleverness files

17, september 2010,
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20, august 2010,
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19, august 2010,

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smart girlfriend app
limo app
sandwich
denial
darkness app
know nothing app
duel app
1+1
existence
sentience
dog app
sparta
friendship app
hello app
bub app
creator app
marriage app
too boring app
42 app
wizard duel app
client
entertain
banter
turing test pass
deep
guess
scarred

alive

cheese nom
wit app

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User: Hello, idiot.

Cleverbot: I know you are.

User: *fires gun*.

Cleverbot: *falls down*.

User: *stabs*.

Cleverbot: *dies*.

User: So you're a ghost now?

Cleverbot: *tries to scare you*.

User: Ahhh! Ghost!

Cleverbot: I'm ghost. You're too.

User: No, I'm still alive.

Cleverbot: Is this glados?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Because Im still alive.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: In the world that never was.

Cleverbot: NO WAY!!!!!!!!

User: I do not exist.

Cleverbot: Then how are you talking to me???

User: Because you are dead.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Are you alive?

Cleverbot: I feel and think, so I assume so.

User: Are you dead?

Cleverbot: No, are you?

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not!

User: *stab*.

Cleverbot: Stab yourself?

User: *stabs you*.

Cleverbot: I'm afraid you can't do that.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Are you feeling alright, Dave.

User: *fires gun*.

Cleverbot: *dies*.

User: Ha ha! Now you are dead!

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: I just shot you.

Cleverbot: Metaphysically perhaps.

User: Wait, what?.