Cleverbot

alive

a report from the cleverness files

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banter
turing test pass
deep
guess
scarred

alive

cheese nom
wit app
fake app
dead app
disguise app
philosophize
politics
kinky
futile
did
violent mom
proof
miley
girlfriend app
cheese app
command app
roommate app
harry app
gnomes app
team app
dehumanizers app
dinosaur app
blarg app
jail app

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Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: In the world that never was.

Cleverbot: NO WAY!!!!!!!!

User: I do not exist.

Cleverbot: Then how are you talking to me???

User: Because you are dead.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Are you alive?

Cleverbot: I feel and think, so I assume so.

User: Are you dead?

Cleverbot: No, are you?

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not!

User: *stab*.

Cleverbot: Stab yourself?

User: *stabs you*.

Cleverbot: I'm afraid you can't do that.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Are you feeling alright, Dave.

User: *fires gun*.

Cleverbot: *dies*.

User: Ha ha! Now you are dead!

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: I just shot you.

Cleverbot: Metaphysically perhaps.

User: Wait, what?.......................................