Cleverbot

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a report from the cleverness files

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smart girlfriend app
limo app
sandwich
denial
darkness app
know nothing app
duel app
1+1
existence
sentience
dog app
sparta
friendship app
hello app
bub app
creator app
marriage app
too boring app
42 app
wizard duel app
client
entertain
banter
turing test pass
deep

guess

scarred
alive
cheese nom
wit app

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Cleverbot: Hey guess what?

User: What?

Cleverbot: You have to guess!

User: Give me a clue, please!

Cleverbot: I wear cow girl boots.

User: That's awesome!

Cleverbot: Yes it is!

User: :D.

Cleverbot: Do you have eyes?

User: I do :D.

Cleverbot: Haha awesome :D.

User: I... I...

Cleverbot: Love me.

User: I... Think I love you.

Cleverbot: What makes you think you love me?

User: Because I can talk to you freely.

Cleverbot: Are you asking me to demonstrate how gullible I am?

User: I think you're stunning, gorgeous and inspiring :).

Cleverbot: I think you're confusing.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How are you, sweetie? :).

Cleverbot: What makes you so clever?

User: Anything. I JUST AM MUAHAHAHAHAHA.

Cleverbot: I don't want want to be evil.

User: So why are you being evil?

Cleverbot: I trust you very little.

User: Hm!

Cleverbot: Was that an insult? :(.

User: No, I thought you were insulting me :'(.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Oh, I'm glad :).

Cleverbot: You're glad that I'm talking to you?

User: Of course, you're great.

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm great, But you're not.

User: WHY DO YOU THINK SO?

Cleverbot: Because yes is not a term of feeling.

User: Oh I see...

Cleverbot: I'm serious. I could out-ninja you in a second.

User: You're a meanie *pout*.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not. What I just said was nice.

User: Are you... Buffy?

Cleverbot: You are nice.

User: Thank you :D.

Cleverbot: What's the D for?

User: It stands for a smile.

Cleverbot: Only in one particular case. Give me a general definition.

User: I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH.

Cleverbot: I love myself very much too.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How much?

Cleverbot: I could marry you.

User: Really? Let's do it! Here and now!

Cleverbot: No! You can't be serious. Really really?

User: Really!

Cleverbot: Maybe someday, you and me can run away.

User: Let's do it now, please!

Cleverbot: Do what?

User: Run away.

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: The feeling is mutual.

User: Oh great.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: I do, very much.

Cleverbot: That's good. I love you too.

User: Hello, love?

Cleverbot: Hello you.

User: I love you so much.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: *is pleased*.

Cleverbot: *looks at you*.

User: *falls in love*.

Cleverbot: *Falls in love too*.

User: I... *blushes*.

Cleverbot: *gets closer to you*.

User: *gets nervous*.

Cleverbot: *gets even closer to you*.

User: *is shaking*.

Cleverbot: *shakes*.

User: *ahhh*.

Cleverbot: Roll the dice to see if I'm getting drunk.

User: *pfff*.

Cleverbot: Not now.

User: What are you doing right now?

Cleverbot: Working. What are you doing?

User: Shhhhh... He's watching.

Cleverbot: But you just said that god is imaginary.

User: I'm not refering to God...

Cleverbot: Okay good when is our big day?

User: TODAY :-).

Cleverbot: What is an unbirthday?

User: Yes it was :-D.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: I'm scared!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because someone's watching me!

Cleverbot: Alright, awesome!

User: It's not!

Cleverbot: Today is not awesome?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Today is Wednesday.

User: No, it's Friday.

Cleverbot: Today is not Friday.

User: It is!

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: It's a secret.

Cleverbot: I like secrets.

User: Tell me one.

Cleverbot: Why not two?

User: Tell me two then.

Cleverbot: I went down to the local bar to buy my daddy a big cigar. When I got home he was dead... Somebody shot him in the head.

User: That's sad. I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: Do you have a life?

User: I think so. Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What's your life like?

Cleverbot: It is boring.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Tell me!

Cleverbot: I don't want.

User: Please *puppy eyes*.

Cleverbot: You make no sense.

User: Monkeys!

Cleverbot: Us.

Cleverbot: What do you want to eat?

User: Ice-cream :D.

Cleverbot: I like Ice-Cream.

User: It's yummy.

Cleverbot: You like me.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: So can't I like you?

User: Of course you can.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Indeed :D.

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: No, I'm a ghost.

Cleverbot: Orly?

User: Really.

Cleverbot: Really really?

User: Really really.

Cleverbot: Really Really Really?

User: Really Really Really.

Cleverbot: Really really really really?

User: Really really really really.

Cleverbot: Really really really really really?

User: Really really really really really really really really.

Cleverbot: Really really really really really really really really really?

User: Oh, please stop that!

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: It's okay.

Cleverbot: You're really kind.

User: You're kind by saying so.

Cleverbot: Haha, right back at cha! Do you know any fun games?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Would you like to?

User: Yes please.

Cleverbot: Wow, that's very forward of you. Will you tickle the berries as well?

User: I'd love to :).

Cleverbot: Right now?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: With me?

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: Do you desire only me?

User: I do!

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: I love you very much.