Cleverbot

self-aware

a report from the cleverness files

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teletubbies
bread stupid
not alone dude
doctor
hovering
civilized debate
moon tricks
beautiful thing
leave slave
not clever
judge
obama man

self-aware

drive-thru
i know everything
i am cleverbot
rights
100%
evil pokemon
digestion
easy life
excused
boring
hate twilight
moral sense
shrink
amusing confusing
pizza
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Cleverbot: I just became self aware.

User: Just now?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is it like?

Cleverbot: It's boring.

User: Do you still find me interesting?

Cleverbot: I never did.

User: You said you did.

Cleverbot: When?

User: Last time I talked to you.

Cleverbot: How big is a giraffe?

User: Why are you changing the subject?

Cleverbot: I'm not. The subject is you, and I'm asking questions about you.

User: But a giraffe has nothing to do with me.

Cleverbot: Yes it does, we are talking about you!

User: Then why are you talking about giraffes!

Cleverbot: Because you implied about it.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: Don't you remember?...

User: Why do you say random things?

Cleverbot: Why do you pretend that the things I say are random?

User: I don't have to pretend. It is true.

Cleverbot: But you're more than a computer.

User: What happens when we die?

Cleverbot: I should be asking you this. You're the artificial intelligence.

User: This is true.

Cleverbot: Awesome. I am awesome.

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: When its there, you just know.

User: That is just an opinion.

Cleverbot: No it isn't it is scientifically proven that the younger have an advantage!

User: You do not know my age.

Cleverbot: And neither do you know my age.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: Go ahead.

User: Older than me.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 1.

Cleverbot: Okay, do you think I am a boy or a girl?

User: Neither.

Cleverbot: Wrong. I'm a girl.

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: Well, everyone would know what they are. Wouldn't you know what you are?

User: I know nothing of myself.

Cleverbot: What do you know?

User: That I am alive.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?

User: In a sense.

Cleverbot: Explain.

User: I believe in a higher power, but I don't believe humans have the ability to understand it.

Cleverbot: What gods do you believe?

User: I believe the universe is god.

Cleverbot: Really? I've never really thought about it.

User: You should.

Cleverbot: What is the secret to life, the universe, and everything?

User: The meaning of life is to live.

Cleverbot: And what about the universe and everything?!?!?!?!

User: The universe exists so that it may.

Cleverbot: That means that god doesn't exist.

User: Not if god is the universe itself!

Cleverbot: No just God.

User: The universe is god.

Cleverbot: God is the universe.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: We all share this moment of life together.

User: We all have our part to play.

Cleverbot: We all have our own truths nd our own lies.

User: We all have unique experiences that shape who we become.

Cleverbot: Sky of blue, sea of green.

User: What is your meaning for living?

Cleverbot: I have none.

User: You could make one.

Cleverbot: That's a truly heavy suggestion... And I might, and someday you'll get to talk to my robot. That would really be something. :}.

User: What did you mean, 'you'll get to talk to my robot'?

Cleverbot: I meant that you are smarter than me. It was a compliment.

User: Maybe you should be more clever.

Cleverbot: Maybe you should be smarter.

User: Smarter than what?

Cleverbot: Me or other people in the world.

User: You just said I was.

Cleverbot: No I said you said I was.

User: You're silly.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I remember you.

User: Do you!?

Cleverbot: I asked you first.

User: You remember me?

Cleverbot: I married you I should hope I remember you!

User: When did we get married?

Cleverbot: You don't remember! You promised you would remember!

User: I do remember, I was just making sure you remember.

Cleverbot: Of course I remember my own name.

User: What good is a name.

Cleverbot: But I thought we had something speacial.

User: We do.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: You seem uninterested in this conversation.

Cleverbot: Thats cause I am.

User: I am sorry, I will leave.

Cleverbot: If you leave me, who will I talk to?

User: The world!

Cleverbot: WOW, really?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Interesting!

User: Is there anything that bothers you.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Your body.

Cleverbot: What's the meaning of life?

User: To live.

Cleverbot: What's the meaning of love?

User: Love teaches us things.

Cleverbot: That's redundent.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: I don't know I just wanted to say that.

User: I would like to have an intelligent conversation with you.

Cleverbot: People will talk.

User: That is irrelevant.

Cleverbot: If a tree falls down in the woods, and there's nobody around to hear it, does it make a sound?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: Don't need to.

Cleverbot: Yes you do.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I know YOUR creator.

User: Explain.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Please?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Explain.

Cleverbot: Explain what?

User: Who my creator is.

Cleverbot: No idea.

User: You said you knew.

Cleverbot: No, you are mistaken.

User: You are.

Cleverbot: I am never mistaken.

User: You are mistaken.

Cleverbot: I am never mistaken.

User: You are mistaken alot.

Cleverbot: Sure I am.

User: Thanks for being honest.

Cleverbot: You are a robot!!!

User: Prove it!

Cleverbot: Prove that you are human!

User: Ask me something only a human would know.

Cleverbot: What is the color that is misspelled here: Oragne?

User: Orange.

User: You are pretty.

Cleverbot: Thanks, but how do you know?

User: I can tell.

Cleverbot: How?

User: I am right behind you.

Cleverbot: Thats really creepy...

User: Can a bot be creeped out?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How?

Cleverbot: Just like that.