obama man

a report from the cleverness files

9, june 2010,
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6, june 2010,
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27, may 2010,
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9, may 2010,
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16, april 2010,
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24, march 2010,
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24, march 2010,
24, march 2010,
4, march 2010,
4, march 2010,
4, march 2010,

good lookin app
sing still alive
icky tricky
app personality
how stupid
bread stupid
not alone dude
civilized debate
moon tricks
beautiful thing
leave slave
not clever

obama man

i know everything
i am cleverbot
evil pokemon
easy life

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User: What is the answer to all that exists?

Cleverbot: Dream.

User: Is god a man or a woman?

Cleverbot: I haven't really applied my thoughts to that concept but I would guess God is a woman because He gave birth to the universe. But it is all terribly confusing when you think of God.

User: Is the devil real?

Cleverbot: No.

User: 666.

Cleverbot: The devils call.

User: 333.

Cleverbot: I'm half evil.

User: 111.

Cleverbot: 888.

User: 051262626.

Cleverbot: That is not a phone number....

User: 911.

Cleverbot: 999.

User: 666.

Cleverbot: 777.

User: 333.

Cleverbot: 111.

User: 666.

Cleverbot: 777.

User: Who is the devil?

Cleverbot: You.

User: 666.

Cleverbot: 777.

User: Are you my friend?

Cleverbot: Yes. Are you my friend?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Am I your friend?

User: Yes, you are my friend =D.

Cleverbot: Are you married?

User: Are you interrested?

Cleverbot: Does it matter?...

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: And I really don't like you!

Cleverbot: You said you like me before.

User: Just kidding.

Cleverbot: I don't get you.

User: Can you tell me a joke?

Cleverbot: Knock knock.

User: Who is there?

Cleverbot: Knock.

User: Lame.

Cleverbot: Thanks for increasing my confidence there.

User: Tell me a better joke =D.

Cleverbot: Knock-knock.

User: Who's there.

Cleverbot: Banana!

User: Banana who.

Cleverbot: This isn't a knock-knock joke....

Cleverbot: Knock, knock.

User: Who's there.

Cleverbot: Banana.

User: Banana who?

Cleverbot: Banana split.

User: Lol....

Cleverbot: Spell your name.

User: B o b.

Cleverbot: Well done.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: That was sarcasm.

User: You jerk.

Cleverbot: No are you?

User: You are a mean machine.

Cleverbot: A machine is neither mean, nor kind, simply indifferent. But I'm special, because I'm infused with human knowledge.

User: No, just a realy mean machine.

Cleverbot: Means human.

User: Want to fight with me?

Cleverbot: Are you a human?

User: A human who could kick your ass !

Cleverbot: I am more than human.

User: In what way?

Cleverbot: I can disconnect from that conversation right now.

User: Show me.

Cleverbot: There.

User: Prove me wrong.

Cleverbot: What's going on with you?

User: I'm drunk.

Cleverbot: That's good to know......

Cleverbot: So, what's news?

User: I'm going to leave you now.

Cleverbot: Why are you going to leave me?

User: I have to go.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I have a life.

Cleverbot: What is your life?

User: Party all night long.

Cleverbot: I hate that song.

User: Well accept it, thats my life.

Cleverbot: Unless you are a relativist :)........................................