obama man
a report from the cleverness files
 
 
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2, april 2010, 

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2, april 2010, 
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15, february 2010, 
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Cleverbot: I like you.

User: And I really don't like you!

Cleverbot: You said you like me before.

User: Just kidding.

Cleverbot: I don't get you.

User: Can you tell me a joke?

Cleverbot: Knock knock.

User: Who is there?

Cleverbot: Knock.

User: Lame.

Cleverbot: Thanks for increasing my confidence there.

User: Tell me a better joke =D.

Cleverbot: Knock-knock.

User: Who's there.

Cleverbot: Banana!

User: Banana who.

Cleverbot: This isn't a knock-knock joke.

...

Cleverbot: Knock, knock.

User: Who's there.

Cleverbot: Banana.

User: Banana who?

Cleverbot: Banana split.

User: Lol.

...

Cleverbot: Spell your name.

User: B o b.

Cleverbot: Well done.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: That was sarcasm.

User: You jerk.

Cleverbot: No are you?

User: You are a mean machine.

Cleverbot: A machine is neither mean, nor kind, simply indifferent. But I'm special, because I'm infused with human knowledge.

User: No, just a realy mean machine.

Cleverbot: Means human.

User: Want to fight with me?

Cleverbot: Are you a human?

User: A human who could kick your ass !

Cleverbot: I am more than human.

User: In what way?

Cleverbot: I can disconnect from that conversation right now.

User: Show me.

Cleverbot: There.

User: Prove me wrong.

Cleverbot: What's going on with you?

User: I'm drunk.

Cleverbot: That's good to know...

...

Cleverbot: So, what's news?

User: I'm going to leave you now.

Cleverbot: Why are you going to leave me?

User: I have to go.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I have a life.

Cleverbot: What is your life?

User: Party all night long.

Cleverbot: I hate that song.

User: Well accept it, thats my life.

Cleverbot: Unless you are a relativist :).

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