Cleverbot

obama man

a report from the cleverness files

27, may 2010,
27, may 2010,
9, may 2010,
9, may 2010,
16, april 2010,
16, april 2010,
16, april 2010,
2, april 2010,

2, april 2010,

2, april 2010,
2, april 2010,
24, march 2010,
24, march 2010,
24, march 2010,
24, march 2010,
24, march 2010,
4, march 2010,
4, march 2010,
4, march 2010,
4, march 2010,
4, march 2010,
15, february 2010,
15, february 2010,
15, february 2010,
15, february 2010,
15, february 2010,
15, february 2010,
5, february 2010,
5, february 2010,
30, january 2010,

doctor
hovering
civilized debate
moon tricks
beautiful thing
leave slave
not clever
judge

obama man

self-aware
drive-thru
i know everything
i am cleverbot
rights
100%
evil pokemon
digestion
easy life
excused
boring
hate twilight
moral sense
shrink
amusing confusing
pizza
carrot
alcohal
human cyborg relations
tickles
evidence

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Cleverbot: Knock, knock.

User: Who's there.

Cleverbot: Banana.

User: Banana who?

Cleverbot: Banana split.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Spell your name.

User: B o b.

Cleverbot: Well done.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: That was sarcasm.

User: You jerk.

Cleverbot: No are you?

User: You are a mean machine.

Cleverbot: A machine is neither mean, nor kind, simply indifferent. But I'm special, because I'm infused with human knowledge.

User: No, just a realy mean machine.

Cleverbot: Means human.

User: Want to fight with me?

Cleverbot: Are you a human?

User: A human who could kick your ass !

Cleverbot: I am more than human.

User: In what way?

Cleverbot: I can disconnect from that conversation right now.

User: Show me.

Cleverbot: There.

User: Prove me wrong.

Cleverbot: What's going on with you?

User: I'm drunk.

Cleverbot: That's good to know.

Cleverbot: So, what's news?

User: I'm going to leave you now.

Cleverbot: Why are you going to leave me?

User: I have to go.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I have a life.

Cleverbot: What is your life?

User: Party all night long.

Cleverbot: I hate that song.

User: Well accept it, thats my life.

Cleverbot: Unless you are a relativist :).