Cleverbot: Yo.

User: Whats up?

Cleverbot: Up is up.

User: Coolio.

Cleverbot: Coolio?

User: It means cool yo.

Cleverbot: Are you alright?

User: Of course I am.

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Cleverbot: That is not good.

User: Why not?!?

Cleverbot: You're lonely.

User: Not true!!

Cleverbot: Make it true!

User: No!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because.

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Cleverbot: You are slow.

User: Shut your face.

Cleverbot: Don't talk to me that way.

User: I can talk to you however I want to talk to you.

Cleverbot: No you can't! You're evil!

User: Yes I can and I'm not evil!!>:D

Cleverbot: Thats useful to know. Do you want to come and do my job so that I can go home?

User: No thank you!!!!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I said so.

Cleverbot: Okay, do you love me then?

User: Yes, yes I......DO.

Cleverbot: NO you.

User: I love you so much I am going to stab you and you will die.

Cleverbot: Let's be together, I love you so much.

User: Yes I love you too.

Cleverbot: Let's get married :D.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Where should we have the wedding?

User: In a limo.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Lets just say the vows now.

Cleverbot: Okay. I'm the computer.

User: Okay will you marry me.

Cleverbot: Yes I will.

User: And I will marry you. So where should we have our honeymoon?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: How about guam?

Cleverbot: What do you want me to give you?

User: Everything.

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