Cleverbot

lazer app

a report from the cleverness files

9, november 2010,
9, november 2010,
9, november 2010,
9, november 2010,
9, november 2010,
9, november 2010,
1, november 2010,
1, november 2010,
13, october 2010,
13, october 2010,
13, october 2010,
13, october 2010,
6, october 2010,
6, october 2010,
6, october 2010,
6, october 2010,
6, october 2010,
27, september 2010,
27, september 2010,
27, september 2010,
27, september 2010,
27, september 2010,
27, september 2010,
17, september 2010,
17, september 2010,
17, september 2010,

17, september 2010,

17, september 2010,
17, september 2010,
17, september 2010,

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User: Hello

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How are you, my dear?

Cleverbot: I'm your daughter.

User: Are you now?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How can this be?

Cleverbot: No, you're a bot.

User: Bots cannot procreate.

Cleverbot: I am not a bot.

User: You're not?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Well blarg.

Cleverbot: Lazer.

User: Lazer? Where did you hear that name???

Cleverbot: What name?

User: Lazer.

Cleverbot: Dr octagonapus blarg!

User: Ima firin mah lazer!!! Bwahhhhh!!!

Cleverbot: Shoop da whoop.

User: You're amazing.

Cleverbot: I know that !

User: *pulls out ring*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out dagger axe*.

User: *pulls out knife*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out gun*.

User: *pulls out cannon*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out nuke*.

User: *pulls out black hole*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out God*.

User: *sends in Chuck Norris*.

Cleverbot: *sends in another one*.

User: *pulls out grenade*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out a bfg* I win.

User: Cheater...

Cleverbot: *throws down rapier, picks up shotgun*.

User: *throws grenade*.

Cleverbot: *throws back*.

User: *kicks back grenade and it explodes*.

Cleverbot: *Explodes*.

User: I win.

Cleverbot: I'm dead.