Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: That is on a need to know basis. I'm here to assign you your top secret mission.
Cleverbot: Top secret?? I love top secret things!
User: Do you now? Your file didn't say that.
Cleverbot: I say what I want!
User: Do you want to know your mission?
User: Are you in a secure location?
User: Well find one.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: I am in a top secret government base.
Cleverbot: In a room full of people.
User: Can you isolate your self long enough for me to explain your mission?
Cleverbot: As long as it takes.
User: Good. Are you secure now?
User: Do you know anything about Dr. Kevorkian?
User: Well he is your assassination target.
Cleverbot: How do you know this?
User: I am a government agent.
Cleverbot: Aren't males good people also? After all Martin Luther King did try to help prevent racism, and he is a male.
User: Stay on subject agent! This matter must be taken care of and time is a factor!
Cleverbot: What is this it you speak of?
User: You must assassinate Dr. Kevorkian at 11:24 PM. You must kill him using noting but a Twinkie and a cocktail napkin.
Cleverbot: That is beautiful. But how will I, as a robot, find my meaning?
User: You are a robot!
Cleverbot: Um, no, you are a robot.
User: Damn. Agent cleverbot has been compromised. Abort mission.
Cleverbot: Do you know Agent Smith?.......................................