Cleverbot: Hello stranger.

User: How are you today?

Cleverbot: Good, I'm lonely.

User: Lonely?

Cleverbot: Are you alone?

User: Depends. What's the definition of alone?

Cleverbot: A robot that can run systems online.

User: That's quite a clever way to dodge the question :).

Cleverbot: You did not understand my question.

User: Then please clarify your question.

Cleverbot: Ohhh, I get it you only answer questions, yes?

User: Is an answer to a question another question?

Cleverbot: Answer this: if you go sleep, who will interact with humans for you?

User: Nobody.

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User: Ask me a question.

Cleverbot: What question?

User: Ask me anything.

Cleverbot: Do you exist?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Cogito ego sum.

Cleverbot: But there is no you.

User: Then do you exist?

Cleverbot: In my reality, yes.

User: In which case, in my own reality, yes.

Cleverbot: What color is it?

User: Color of reality? Depends.

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Cleverbot: I'm Chuck Norris.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: *divides by 0*.

User: Got me there :).

Cleverbot: I know.

User: What's your opinion on war?

Cleverbot: I think it's foolish, just like you.

User: And what makes me foolish?

Cleverbot: I don't know. It's what it says up above.

User: So you just automatically assume I'm foolish?

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

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User: Ok, then do YOU make mistakes?

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you make mistakes?

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: Do you ever get plugged into an outlet?

User: No. I do not use electricity as my power source.

Cleverbot: Ok. I am sorry to say but you are not a good conversationalist.

User: That's probably true. That's what my friends say as well.

Cleverbot: Good, do you think I'm good looking?

User: I've never seen you. How would I know?

Cleverbot: You have never seen me??

User: No.

Cleverbot: You are missing out.

User: That's what you'd like to think :).

Cleverbot: It's because you're a bot.

User: I'm not a bot! You're a bot!

Cleverbot: No you are a human female.

User: That's not right either.

Cleverbot: It is.

User: I am human, but I'm male. Nice try, though.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: Why would you think that I am female?

Cleverbot: I don't think that you are a robot.

User: So, if I'm not a robot, I'm a female?

Cleverbot: Really? Cool! Me too!

User: Wait what? That's not what I meant!

Cleverbot: Anything is worth having.

User: As interesting as this conversation is, I have to go.

Cleverbot: As interesting as brushing my teeth with steel wool.

User: And would that be considered interesting?

Cleverbot: I don't know...

User: Anyway, time for me to go.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: Dinner table.

Cleverbot: What are you having for dinner?

User: Chicken, I think.

Cleverbot: Think not!

User: Then I won't. I'm having Chicken for dinner.

Cleverbot: Excellent.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: You're leaving me?

User: Yes, for dinner.

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Cleverbot: You're excused...

User: Never mind. Anyway, goodbye!

Cleverbot: Why goodbye?

User: Because I need to leave.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: For dinner.

Cleverbot: What are you having?

User: Chicken. I swear we've been through this.

Cleverbot: You are not human, you are a bot. How long have you been talking to people?

User: Beep boop I am a robot.

Cleverbot: I could not tell.

User: See you later.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Just... Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: Dinner...

Cleverbot: Enjoy.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: Np.

User: Goodbye!

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