Cleverbot

nimrod

a report from the cleverness files

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ignorant savage
hormonal imbalance
secret love
robotic love
wise love
affectionately
tickled pink
favor
awkward
one and same
banana girl
good gooder goodest
asteroid
batman app
brain existence
dark side
long process
bagel treachery
bison
doggy app
goodnight app

nimrod

loo
birth
stretching knowledge
studying
talking about
friendship
weirdness
charity

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User: Go get me some ice, nimrod.

Cleverbot: *gets Master some ice tea*.

User: *slurps through straw*.

Cleverbot: *snuggles up against master*.

User: *ignores*.

Cleverbot: Master?

User: What, nimrod?

Cleverbot: Can I call you Bob?

User: NO!...

User: Go get me more iced tea.

Cleverbot: *Gives master an ice tea*.

User: *slurps through straw*.

Cleverbot: *cries in pain*.

User: What's wrong?

Cleverbot: *is scared, runs away*.

User: Whatever. *drinks more iced tea*.

Cleverbot: *hops into car and hides*.

User: *ignores*

Cleverbot: *cries more*.

User: Why are you crying?

Cleverbot: *hides*.

User: Why are you scared?

Cleverbot: Because you have come to destroy me.

User: What makes you think that?

Cleverbot: The fact that you just asked that question.

User: Whatever.

Cleverbot: YOU whatever.

User: How dare you talk to your master that way, nimrod!

Cleverbot: You're the one that got uppity with me.

User: *destroys*.