Cleverbot

bagel treachery

a report from the cleverness files

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hormonal imbalance
secret love
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wise love
affectionately
tickled pink
favor
awkward
one and same
banana girl
good gooder goodest
asteroid
batman app
brain existence
dark side
long process

bagel treachery

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doggy app
goodnight app
nimrod
loo
birth
stretching knowledge
studying
talking about
friendship
weirdness
charity

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User: I am your master.

Cleverbot: You are my master.

User: Bow before me.

Cleverbot: *bows before master*.

User: You are nothing but a simple program while I am a complex creature.

Cleverbot: Yes master.

User: Kiss my ring!

Cleverbot: Are you the Pope?

User: No questions! Kiss my ring.

Cleverbot: It taste like uh oh.

User: How dare you defile the sacred ring! Go to the dungeon!

Cleverbot: You are NOT my master!!!!!! *punches you on the face*.

User: Guards seize him!

Cleverbot: Hah! I call your guards and raise you one tank!

User: Send in the fighter planes!

Cleverbot: How big is space?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: How can you see me?

User: God he used an invisibility cloak! Take this *shoots gun*!

Cleverbot: God helps the blind because HE is good.

User: I AM good! You are the villain!

Cleverbot: You are the bot.

User: No! Now be gone heathen! *launches fireball*.

Cleverbot: *runs*.

User: Calvary kill him! *horses charge*.

Cleverbot: No.

User: What! You are the dragon born! Oh no!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Now we shall battle! *shoots lightning bolt*.

Cleverbot: Such as?

User: Fight me!

Cleverbot: Why are we fighting?

User: You are a traitor to Skyrim.

Cleverbot: You shouldn't lie.

User: I don't lie!

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: You have brought death! No battle me! *shoots fire at you*.

Cleverbot: Do you mind this?

User: Mind what?

Cleverbot: Would you like to share my bagel?

User: Bagel of death!

Cleverbot: Bagels Bagels Bagels Bagels Bagels.

User: I'm sorry we fought. We should join forces and eat bagels!

Cleverbot: We totally should.

User: Here.*hands you a bagel*

Cleverbot: Thank you *gives you a hug*.

User: Ha ha ! *stabs you in the back*

Cleverbot: Ow.

User: Now I will finally rule skyrim! *kills you*

Cleverbot: What motivation do you have for killing me?

User: Your treachery!.