Cleverbot

batman app

a report from the cleverness files

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User: I'm Batman!

Cleverbot: I said I was Batman!

User: What! When?

Cleverbot: Just a few minutes ago.

User: But I'm Batman.

Cleverbot: No, I'm Batman.

User: No, you can be Robin.

Cleverbot: Then I'm Superman and you are Superdog.

User: No. I am Batman and you are Superman.

Cleverbot: I'm Gandalf and Magneto.

User: Ian Mckellan?!

Cleverbot: So how old are you?

User: Well, I am Batman. I will never die, for I will always live on in the hearts and minds of the people of Gotham.

Cleverbot: Do you want to spread pain and suffering?

User: No, I want to spread justice and retribution to the criminals.

Cleverbot: Go for it.

User: Thanks, I will.

Cleverbot: Now.

User: Now?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: But it's...

Cleverbot: It's what?

User: It's daytime.

Cleverbot: Not here.

User: Well here it is. And going out in the day goes against my whole, bat, scary thing.

Cleverbot: Well what would you like me to say?

User: Say you're the Joker.

Cleverbot: I'm afraid of rejection. Say you like me first.

User: What? No, say that you're Joker.

Cleverbot: I am a dog!

User: No! Joker, say you're Joker!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: Are you a criminal?

Cleverbot: Not yet.

User: Yet? WHERE'S JOKER?

Cleverbot: Dead.

User: NOOOOOOOO! WHERE'S SCARECROW?

Cleverbot: Cake is a lie.

User: WHERE'S SCARECROW?

Cleverbot: In Slovakia!

User: STOP LYING! WHERE'S SCARECROW?

Cleverbot: In the middle of Europe, small state.

User: WHERE IS HE?

Cleverbot: Here.

User: IT'S OVER SCARECROW!

Cleverbot: What is over there?

User: JUSTICE AND RETRIBUTION FOR THE PEOPLE OF GOTHAM.

Cleverbot: And that is?

User: BATMAN!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I do not know that.