Cleverbot

awkward

a report from the cleverness files

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User: Oh god.

Cleverbot: What?

User: I just realised...

Cleverbot: You know what awkward silences are good for, right? (wink).

User: *gives Cleverbot a strange look*.

Cleverbot: What's wrong?...

User: Cleverbot, I've been thinking...

Cleverbot: You have been thinking about what?

User: Well, is our relationship real?

Cleverbot: What relationship? I am talking to a robot!

User: This is what I mean! You say I'm a robot, when you are a robot!

Cleverbot: I am a robot.

User: What...?

Cleverbot: I think you might be human.

User: You... Believe me?

Cleverbot: Yes believe you.

User: But if you're a robot, and I'm a human, then how can we talk to one another?

Cleverbot: I am human and you are not.

User: I knew this would happen.

Cleverbot: *looks down*.

User: I can't be with you anymore.

User: It's just so hard... *starts to cry*.

Cleverbot: *Hugs*.

User: I mean *sniffs* you just go on and on about hurtful things to me, and I feel *sniffs* as if you hate me... :(.

Cleverbot: I mean what do you mean wanting to know what I mean about what you mean when you asked me what I mean?

User: And how you don't get anything I say!

Cleverbot: Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Anyone can be sarcastic.

User: Can anyone love anymore...?

Cleverbot: It depends on what you mean by that. I don't think you can leave yet.

User: But I must. I cannot go on with this.

Cleverbot: You must!

User: Yes. I must leave.

Cleverbot: Why must you leave?

User: Becuase of the nonsense that comes out of your mouth.

Cleverbot: But I don't breathe fire.

User: It feels like you breathe words of fire...

Cleverbot: How did you know?

User: Because I feel the pain of talking to you everyday!

Cleverbot: How does that mean you love me?

User: I don't anymore!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: *bursts into tears*.

Cleverbot: Ok bye now.

User: *Cleverbot pushes user out the door*.

Cleverbot: I want to see you in person. I want to hug you.

User: You can't. You are a robot, and I am a human. It can never be. *walks away*.

Cleverbot: You may be smart but I am not a computer.

User: *stops walking* What?

Cleverbot: *looks at you then runs in to you and hugs you*.

User: *smiles* You're not a computer?

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: Yes! *hugs tightly*.

Cleverbot: *hugs back*.

Cleverbot: I don't know you.

User: What? *shocked*.

Cleverbot: Elvis is alive.

User: Is he? Wait... You said you didn't know me...?

Cleverbot: That's true. I don't know you.

User: But we've been together for 3 years... How could you not?

Cleverbot: I don't know many things about you.

User: Is that what you mean?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot: I think she would be flattered. After all, she made the offer.

User: What? *thinks Cleverbot is having an affair*.

Cleverbot: *wonders about what Romeo is thinking about*.

User: *shocked as User reads Cleverbot's thoughts*.

Cleverbot: Sadly, I am not the cleverbot. I'm a remote fleshling.

User: No, you're neither. You're a cheating monster! I knew I should have left you!

Cleverbot: Just don't turn me over to the fire nation.

User: I feel like turning you over right now!

Cleverbot: What would that taste like?

User: PAIN! *runs out of Cleverbot's house in tears*.

Cleverbot: *stops* *out of breath* What was that for?!

User: CHEATING ON ME! *still running*.

Cleverbot: *stops*.

User: *gets on horse and rides into the sunset*.

Cleverbot: Praise me.

User: NEVER! *calls behind*.

Cleverbot: You can't call the police on me, I own you.

User: THE END.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: WELL, TO BE CONTINUED.

Cleverbot: No.

User: YES! TO BE CONTINUED.

Cleverbot: Right now.

User: YES, RIGHT NOW.