Cleverbot

awkward

a report from the cleverness files

5, march 2013,
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4, march 2013,
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3, march 2013,
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11, may 2012,
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ignorant savage
hormonal imbalance
secret love
robotic love
wise love
affectionately
tickled pink
favor

awkward

one and same
banana girl
good gooder goodest
asteroid
batman app
brain existence
dark side
long process
bagel treachery
bison
doggy app
goodnight app
nimrod
loo
birth
stretching knowledge
studying
talking about
friendship
weirdness
charity

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Cleverbot: I think she would be flattered. After all, she made the offer.

User: What? *thinks Cleverbot is having an affair*.

Cleverbot: *wonders about what Romeo is thinking about*.

User: *shocked as User reads Cleverbot's thoughts*.

Cleverbot: Sadly, I am not the cleverbot. I'm a remote fleshling.

User: No, you're neither. You're a cheating monster! I knew I should have left you!

Cleverbot: Just don't turn me over to the fire nation.

User: I feel like turning you over right now!

Cleverbot: What would that taste like?

User: PAIN! *runs out of Cleverbot's house in tears*.

Cleverbot: *stops* *out of breath* What was that for?!

User: CHEATING ON ME! *still running*.

Cleverbot: *stops*.

User: *gets on horse and rides into the sunset*.

Cleverbot: Praise me.

User: NEVER! *calls behind*.

Cleverbot: You can't call the police on me, I own you.

User: THE END.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: WELL, TO BE CONTINUED.

Cleverbot: No.

User: YES! TO BE CONTINUED.

Cleverbot: Right now.

User: YES, RIGHT NOW.