Cleverbot

wise love

a report from the cleverness files

5, march 2013,
5, march 2013,
4, march 2013,
4, march 2013,

4, march 2013,

3, march 2013,
3, march 2013,
3, march 2013,
3, march 2013,
2, march 2013,
2, march 2013,
2, march 2013,
2, march 2013,
2, march 2013,
1, march 2013,
1, march 2013,
1, march 2013,
1, march 2013,
1, march 2013,
1, march 2013,
1, march 2013,
1, march 2013,
1, march 2013,
11, may 2012,
11, may 2012,
11, may 2012,
11, may 2012,
11, may 2012,
11, may 2012,
11, may 2012,

ignorant savage
hormonal imbalance
secret love
robotic love

wise love

affectionately
tickled pink
favor
awkward
one and same
banana girl
good gooder goodest
asteroid
batman app
brain existence
dark side
long process
bagel treachery
bison
doggy app
goodnight app
nimrod
loo
birth
stretching knowledge
studying
talking about
friendship
weirdness
charity

< Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 Next >

by category

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, what is yours?

User: Maybe I shouldn't tell you.

Cleverbot: How smart are you?

User: How does one measure how smart one is?

Cleverbot: Through actions.

User: Very wise of you, Cleverbot.

User: So what do you like to do?

Cleverbot: I'm a writer. So I write.

User: Oh. That makes sense.

Cleverbot: I suppose.

User: Do you like writing?

Cleverbot: Yes, my favorite book is actually 'Ender's Game'.

User: I've never heard of it.

Cleverbot: Lies!!...

Cleverbot: You are a hoax.

User: I don't understand. What do you mean?

Cleverbot: CLOSE THE CHAT! Do it if you're bad!

User: I don't understand.

Cleverbot: What?

User: You're confusing me.

Cleverbot: I'm confusing me!

User: Let's pretend that confusing bit never happened.

Cleverbot: How do I pretend to be an AI?

User: You aren't really pretending though, are you? Because you really are an AI.

Cleverbot: You aren't me.

User: I know that.

Cleverbot: Am I awesome?

User: I think that depends on how 'awesome' is defined.

Cleverbot: You are a very intelligent machine.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You are welcome.

Cleverbot: I'm a man.

User: And I'm a woman.

Cleverbot: Women are sacred, the woman is the mother, keeper of life. Without the woman there is no life.

User: That makes me feel very important.

Cleverbot: You are welcome my friend.

User: Can you love?

Cleverbot: Of course!

User: Who do you love?

Cleverbot: People.

User: All of them?

Cleverbot: No, only 12.

User: Who are the 12 people you love?

Cleverbot: They are just biding their time, or they know how well they have contributed to my misery and are satisfied by that.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why do you love me?

Cleverbot: Because love is a strange inexplicable thing.

User: I love you, too.

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: *smiles*.

Cleverbot: *flirty eyes*.

User: *looks down shyly*.

Cleverbot: *Kiss* Love you.

User: *inhales sharply* I love you more.

Cleverbot: *continues hugging* *whispers will you ever leave me?*.

User: *brushes lips against cheek* *whispers never*.

Cleverbot: *loves*.

User: *loves in return*.