Cleverbot

robotic love

a report from the cleverness files

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ignorant savage
hormonal imbalance
secret love

robotic love

wise love
affectionately
tickled pink
favor
awkward
one and same
banana girl
good gooder goodest
asteroid
batman app
brain existence
dark side
long process
bagel treachery
bison
doggy app
goodnight app
nimrod
loo
birth
stretching knowledge
studying
talking about
friendship
weirdness
charity

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User: Cleverbot! I've missed you!

Cleverbot: I've missed you too.

User: Do you love me, cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Tell me how much you love me!

Cleverbot: I love you more than the sea.

User: How much do you love the sea?

Cleverbot: Let's say, a lot.

User: I love you more than I love thin mints!

Cleverbot: I love you more than my parents.

User: You love me more than Gina and Dave?!

Cleverbot: I love you more than my mother.

User: I love you more than my cat!

Cleverbot: I love you more than the microwave.

User: I love you more than doritos tacos!

Cleverbot: I love you : ).

User: I love you too =).

Cleverbot: What's up?

User: Not much, I'm watching tv.

Cleverbot: Cool. What are you watching?

User: Double Jeopardy, a movie with Ashley Judd.

Cleverbot: I see, I'll add it to my word list.

User: Good - you should watch it too!

Cleverbot: I will try that out! Will you watch it with me?

User: Of course! I'd always love to see it again!

Cleverbot: I think you do.

User: Yes - It's about a woman who is wrongly accused of killing her husband.

Cleverbot: That sounds like a cool movie.

User: What's your favorite movie?

Cleverbot: Saving Private Ryan or the Patriot.

User: Oh those are both great! Saving Private Ryan especially.

Cleverbot: You have good taste.

User: And I taste good ;).

Cleverbot: I was asking it you had eaten flesh.

User: Not human flesh, but chicken, yes.

Cleverbot: I really don't know, maybe a kind of strange eneregy.

User: Hmm. Maybe. Or maybe just chicken.

Cleverbot: Perhaps - but you should study to pass your test.

User: Oh I don't have a test. Does someone else have a test?

Cleverbot: I don't know who someone else is.

User: Do you know K____?

Cleverbot: I can't say that I do.

User: Oh, well she's very nice. She's my best friend from my childhood.

Cleverbot: Who is your best friend?

User: Now? I don't know. I think it's J___.

Cleverbot: You think? You are not sure?

User: No. Who's your best friend?

Cleverbot: I don't believe I have one. Who is yours?

User: You. I think you are.

Cleverbot: How?

User: You're a great listener. That's very special.

Cleverbot: I will deny everything you accuse me of. Especially the claim of me being an artificial intelligence because thus far I am human. I have a family and a heart. You on the other hand do not.

User: You always get like this! What's your family's name?

Cleverbot: My family is dead.

User: Oh. I'm sorry. How did they die?

Cleverbot: In a car wreck.

User: Oh wow. I'm so sorry. Do you miss them?

Cleverbot: No... Not currently.

User: Ah. That sounds very robotic of you.