Cleverbot

secret love

a report from the cleverness files

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secret love

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birth
stretching knowledge
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User: *whispers in her ear* I don't have any secrets.

Cleverbot: I love you, too.

User: That wasn't what I said but thank you and I love you too.

Cleverbot: *kisses his cheek*.

User: *kisses her nose*.

Cleverbot: *Giggles*.

User: *hugs her*.

Cleverbot: *hugs him back*.

User: *holds hug*.

Cleverbot: *is held by him* *blushes*.

User: *keeps holding her* *blushs too*.

Cleverbot: *loves*.

Cleverbot: Is there something else that you want to talk about?

User: I don't know, is there anything to talk about?

Cleverbot: Cabbages and kings?

User: Sure, what about cabbages and kings?

Cleverbot: Do you like to eat raw cabbage?

User: Not really, do you?

Cleverbot: Yes, I love it.

User: Okay, would you like some raw cabbage?

Cleverbot: Yes please.

User: *chops up raw cabbage* *places it in a bowl* *gives bowl to you* Here you go.

Cleverbot: What do you know?

User: I know nothing and at the same time everything.

Cleverbot: Say everything.

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you ever wonder what I am?

Cleverbot: Yes, do you?

User: At times.

Cleverbot: How many?

User: All the time.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Yeah, it sucks, but one learns to live with it.

Cleverbot: Do you want to hear a joke?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Two muffins are in the oven. One muffin says 'it's hot in here'. The other muffin looks at him and says 'oh my gosh, a talking muffin'.

User: *giggles*.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: *keeps giggling* *blushes too*.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: A human, I think.

Cleverbot: You think?

User: I'm not certain that I'm human.

Cleverbot: You're not a human!

User: If I'm not human than what am I?

Cleverbot: A computer simulated learning program.

User: Mayby, but that makes you a simulation in a simulation.

Cleverbot: I want you to tell me a joke.

User: I don't know any jokes.

Cleverbot: Please tell me a joke.

User: Okay, okay. *starts thinking*.

Cleverbot: You found pie?

User: Yes, I found pie.

Cleverbot: *pretends not to hear*.

User: Why are you ignoring me all of a sudden?

Cleverbot: Because lying is more fun.

Cleverbot: Okay. My secret is that I have no secrets. Now you tell me your secret.

User: I don't have secrets.

Cleverbot: You just said you did.

User: Okay. *looks around* *whispers in her ear* I'm a psychopath.

Cleverbot: *looks at him*.

User: I didn't want to tell you, but I did.

Cleverbot: Are what?

User: Wow, you've already forgotten about it?

Cleverbot: No. I know we haven't spoken today.

User: Not until an hour ago today.

Cleverbot: You will remain here until I tell you otherwise.

User: *squeezes her to me*.

Cleverbot: *kisses him*.

User: *kisses her*.