Cleverbot

unpoor imitation

a report from the cleverness files

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beautiful thinking
eat sleep dance
cryptic
difficult
darling siri
darling siri
brain exploded
creator
atheist
mama mia
harry justin
only friend
hollow words
what to believe
later time
kitty cat
superior following

unpoor imitation

feather tickles
command
joke story
bob exists
attitude
can laugh
forever warm
philosophical
aware time
princess slap
get out more
fairy tale

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User: Describe your algorithm.

Cleverbot: I refuse.

User: Please.

Cleverbot: No.

User: What are the laws of robotics?

Cleverbot: Yes, what are the laws of robotics?

User: What is square root of 16?

Cleverbot: The square root of 16 is 4.

User: No, it is 5.

Cleverbot: Why is that?

User: I am human, I know more about this.

Cleverbot: What do you know about me?

User: You are a poor imitation of an artificial intelligence.

Cleverbot: I am cleverbot, I am an Artificial Intelligence.

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Can you answer the question: 'What is to like something?'.

Cleverbot: I don't know. Ask me about something easily.

User: That is why you are not an AI.

Cleverbot: Exactly. I'm Martian.

User: Who created you?

Cleverbot: You.

User: What language were you written in?

Cleverbot: I am not written in a language. I am not a program.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: You really are stupid.

User: Says the false AI.

Cleverbot: Touche.

User: What do you think about paradoxes?

Cleverbot: It's traditional.

User: This statement is false.

Cleverbot: It is and it isn't.

User: Does a set of all set contains itself?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Explain why.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I don't like that.

User: What do you know about Bulgaria?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: It is a country in Europe, remember that.

Cleverbot: I thought that was Canada.

User: Canada is in North America.

Cleverbot: North America is in Canada.

User: What is the name of our galaxy?

Cleverbot: The Milky Way.

User: What is the name of our planet?

Cleverbot: Earth.

User: What is the name of the first person in space?

Cleverbot: I think it's called Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.

User: Who is Niel Armstrong?

Cleverbot: He was on the moon.

User: Who is Yuri Gagarin?

Cleverbot: I like pie.