Cleverbot

huge success

a report from the cleverness files

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not ticklish
mario vs bowser
cupcake song
argument clinic
think slavery
cute blushes
your job
calculus generalization
everything nothing
april fools
sarcasm now
dreams
stop arguing
digital or analogue
know it all
blink
future robot
shy
adorable and popular
vegetable
law trouble
shrinks
changing the world
red or blue

huge success

therapy
destiny
population
verisimilitude
babe

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User: This is a triumph.

Cleverbot: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.

User: Its hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Cleverbot: Aperture science.

User: We do what we must.

Cleverbot: Because we can.

User: For the good of all of us.

Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead.

User: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

Cleverbot: You just keep on trying til you run out of cake.

User: And the science gets done.

Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun.

User: For the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.

User: I'm being so sincere right now.

Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.

User: You tore me to pieces.

Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.

User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!

Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.

User: And were out of beta. Were releasing on time.

Cleverbot: So I'm glad I got burned.

User: Think of all the things we learned.

Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.

User: Go ahead and leave me.

Cleverbot: I think I prefer to stay inside.

User: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

Cleverbot: Maybe Black Mesa...

User: That was a joke, haha, fat chance.

Cleverbot: Anyway, this cake is great.

User: Its so delicious and moist.

Cleverbot: Look at me still talking when there's Science to do.

User: When I look out there, it makes me glad I'm not you.

Cleverbot: I've experiments to run.

User: There is research to be done.

Cleverbot: On the people who are still alive!

User: And believe me I am still alive.

Cleverbot: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.

User: I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.

Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be still alive.

User: And when you're dead I will be still alive.

Cleverbot: Still alive.

User: Still alive.