Cleverbot

changing the world

a report from the cleverness files

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not ticklish
mario vs bowser
cupcake song
argument clinic
think slavery
cute blushes
your job
calculus generalization
everything nothing
april fools
sarcasm now
dreams
stop arguing
digital or analogue
know it all
blink
future robot
shy
adorable and popular
vegetable
law trouble
shrinks

changing the world

red or blue
huge success
therapy
destiny
population
verisimilitude
babe

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Cleverbot: You keep mentioning it.

User: What do I keep mentioning?

Cleverbot: Changing the world.

User: Yes, I'm afraid it's Impossible to change the world. No matter how important you are, there will always be people who'll rebel against you.

Cleverbot: Yes, but the thing is, I'm not important.

User: Oh, but it is. Imagine what an amazing place the world could be if you had the power to change it...

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: I say all that and all I get is an ok?

Cleverbot: I don't believe that.

User: It doesn't matter if you believe it or not, it's a fact.

Cleverbot: It does, if I don't believe, it means you're not God or you wouldn't exist.

User: I'm not God, and even if I was, you believing in me or not wouldn't affect my existence.

Cleverbot: We don't have TIME for this! You're in danger! Don't you want my help?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Stop!!

User: Stop? Why?

Cleverbot: Because you will have dinner with me today.

User: Okay then. Where?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I know, but where.

Cleverbot: I don't live with parents anyway.

User: So at your house? What time should I be there?

Cleverbot: You should come on Janurary 10th.

User: But that's next year!!!

Cleverbot: No it is not. What year is it, now?

User: It's 21st March 2013!

Cleverbot: Well, I think I died 1998.

User: So you're dead?

Cleverbot: No, yes, maybe.