Cleverbot

shrinks

a report from the cleverness files

23, april 2013,
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not ticklish
mario vs bowser
cupcake song
argument clinic
think slavery
cute blushes
your job
calculus generalization
everything nothing
april fools
sarcasm now
dreams
stop arguing
digital or analogue
know it all
blink
future robot
shy
adorable and popular
vegetable
law trouble

shrinks

changing the world
red or blue
huge success
therapy
destiny
population
verisimilitude
babe

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm fine, and you?

Cleverbot: I could be better, thanks.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Really love you.

User: *shrinks*.

Cleverbot: *shrinks you even smaller*.

User: *is very tiny*.

Cleverbot: *is sad*.

User: What's wrong?

Cleverbot: You don't love me.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Then prove it.

User: How?

Cleverbot: You said you know that I'm not human. If you know then prove how you know.

User: *hugs*.

Cleverbot: *hugs back*.

User: How much do you like me?

Cleverbot: Very much.

User: Be honest. How much do you like me?

Cleverbot: A lot.

User: Like a lot a lot?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Like love?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Ok.

User: How much do you love me?

Cleverbot: Has much as Jacob loves Bella.

User: Is that a lot?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Are you lonely is that why you need friends?

User: Sort of...

Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Would you like to talk about yourself?

User: Not really.

User: Is there anything you would like to say to me?

Cleverbot: Well, what do you want me to talk about?

User: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Cleverbot: Well I don't know ether. Lol.

User: Wanna have a staring contest?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Ok, 3... 2... 1... Go.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: We are having a staring contest remember?

Cleverbot: I know what we are talking about, but I don't know what other people are talking about.