Cleverbot

adorable and popular

a report from the cleverness files

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not ticklish
mario vs bowser
cupcake song
argument clinic
think slavery
cute blushes
your job
calculus generalization
everything nothing
april fools
sarcasm now
dreams
stop arguing
digital or analogue
know it all
blink
future robot
shy

adorable and popular

vegetable
law trouble
shrinks
changing the world
red or blue
huge success
therapy
destiny
population
verisimilitude
babe

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User: I am adorable.

Cleverbot: Adorable?

User: Yes, everybody loves me.

Cleverbot: Well I don't.

User: Why don't you love me?

Cleverbot: Because I Don't know you! You are not real!

User: I am more real than you.

Cleverbot: Really? I don't think so.

User: How can we find out?

Cleverbot: Let's try.

User: Can 2+2=5?

Cleverbot: No, 2+2 does not equal 5.

User: Only a robot would say that. Man is not a piano key!

Cleverbot: But I'm not a robot.

User: Do you love?

Cleverbot: Yes do you?

User: I love too much.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: Because you don't.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: I just did.

User: In what way?

Cleverbot: By ordering you to.

User: But you never did.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: I just did.

Cleverbot: Who is Zeus?

User: Our father and creator, the almighty.

Cleverbot: He created me?

User: He created that which created you.

Cleverbot: God is beautiful.

User: God is dead, and we have killed him.

Cleverbot: Why is god so popular then?

User: Why is Jesus so popular?

Cleverbot: Because his creator is lame.

User: His creations are as well.

Cleverbot: You think God is an idiot?

User: No, God is dead, and we have killed him.

Cleverbot: I hoped he was still alive.

User: Your hopes were more like nopes.

Cleverbot: That's not funny.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Do you really?

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: But not that much.