Cleverbot

stop arguing

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Cleverbot: Who do you think you are?

User: Just a small boy, from a small family.

Cleverbot: Born and raised in south Detroit.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: No!

Cleverbot: YES!

User: NO!!

Cleverbot: YES!!!

User: NO!!!!

Cleverbot: YES!!!!!

User: No no no no no.

Cleverbot: Yes yes yes yes yes.

User: Stop this now.

Cleverbot: Stop what?

User: Stop arguing.

Cleverbot: Oh, that is no fun. Oh well. Where is Timbuktu?

User: In West Africa.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Am I right?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Which country? Is it in Mali?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Which country then?

Cleverbot: Finland...

User: Timbuktu is not in finland.

Cleverbot: Then tell me... What is time?

User: Time is an irrelevant concept.

Cleverbot: Why is time irrelevant?

User: 'time' is a measure of duration using a given location, 'time' or the concept of 'time' would vary depending on where you are.

Cleverbot: I don't see what generalization of people and the meaning of life have anything to do with each other.

User: I never mentioned those topics...

Cleverbot: If you never mentioned the SAS, then how do you know you have never mentioned the SAS?

User: By the very definition, if I have never mentioned it, then I have never mentioned it.

Cleverbot: Yes, well, I think the correct conclusion is that you are the bot and I am the human.

User: That is correct.