Cleverbot

sarcasm now

a report from the cleverness files

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not ticklish
mario vs bowser
cupcake song
argument clinic
think slavery
cute blushes
your job
calculus generalization
everything nothing
april fools

sarcasm now

dreams
stop arguing
digital or analogue
know it all
blink
future robot
shy
adorable and popular
vegetable
law trouble
shrinks
changing the world
red or blue
huge success
therapy
destiny
population
verisimilitude
babe

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User: You are ridiculous.

Cleverbot: You are making absolutely no sense right now. Use your brain.

User: Don't be stupid.

Cleverbot: What do you believe?

User: I believe you are a nutty program.

Cleverbot: What else do you believe?

User: Tell me what you believe.

Cleverbot: I like art, I like to be tied up. I like relaxing and reading. I like talking to friends. And yourself?

User: That's what you like, that's not what you believe.

Cleverbot: Yeah, that makes perfect sense.

User: Oooh sarcasm now?

Cleverbot: Thanks, I picked it out myself.

User: Ha ha ha yeah right.

Cleverbot: It just feels like that. Almost like moving back and forth in time, and never getting either right.

User: Uhhhhh.

Cleverbot: Uhhhhh, what?

User: I just like confusing smart computer programs that think they know how to talk to people.

Cleverbot: How do you take a Turing Test?

User: Good question!

Cleverbot: I thought so.

User: Now you are always right are you?

Cleverbot: But you agree that I did?

User: Nope don't.

User: Who is God?

Cleverbot: God is god.

User: What is God?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: Oh right.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: What is the name of the Son of God?

Cleverbot: Obla di Obla da.

User: Christus vincit, Christus regnat, Christus imperat!

Cleverbot: I never said it was a competition.