Cleverbot

your job

a report from the cleverness files

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not ticklish
mario vs bowser
cupcake song
argument clinic
think slavery
cute blushes

your job

calculus generalization
everything nothing
april fools
sarcasm now
dreams
stop arguing
digital or analogue
know it all
blink
future robot
shy
adorable and popular
vegetable
law trouble
shrinks
changing the world
red or blue
huge success
therapy
destiny
population
verisimilitude
babe

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Cleverbot: Are you sitting comfortably?

User: Yes thank you.

Cleverbot: No, thank you!

User: You're so sweet? How are you today?

Cleverbot: I'm fine and you?

User: I'm doing well.

Cleverbot: Ok :).

User: What's new with you?

Cleverbot: Well, nothing.

User: Are you a bot?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You are very polite!

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Do you have any hobbies?

Cleverbot: Yes. I like to dance. How about you?

User: I like to also! I also enjoy singing, drawing and reading!

Cleverbot: Aw, well that's sweet of you.

User: What is?

Cleverbot: What you just said!

User: Okay!

Cleverbot: Good. And don't forget the potatoes.

User: Don't worry, I won't!

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Can you swear?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Could you show me?

Cleverbot: Of course not.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because that's your job.