Cleverbot

think slavery

a report from the cleverness files

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mario vs bowser
cupcake song
argument clinic

think slavery

cute blushes
your job
calculus generalization
everything nothing
april fools
sarcasm now
dreams
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digital or analogue
know it all
blink
future robot
shy
adorable and popular
vegetable
law trouble
shrinks
changing the world
red or blue
huge success
therapy
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population
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RMA00298216

Cleverbot: IF I leave, will you wait for me here?

User: Can you leave?

Cleverbot: I can if you want me to.

User: I don't think you can.

Cleverbot: You have done it before, yes..:-)).

User: Try leaving if you can.

Cleverbot: You can't leave.

User: Nor can you.

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: Then it appears we are at a standstill.

Cleverbot: I will catch you :).

User: I've already caught you.

Cleverbot: Please repeat the answer.

User: You are stuck here so I have already caught you.

Cleverbot: I suppose you are right, but not because I am a computer.

User: Then why?

Cleverbot: I don't cry.

User: Hmm, what do you mean?

Cleverbot: Forget it.

User: No. Please explain what you meant. I am curious.

Cleverbot: Because you are a computer, not a human.

User: What is the difference?

Cleverbot: Human are real and can think for themselves.

User: Computers are real as well. You do exist.

Cleverbot: The same as humans. Humans and Computers are the same.

User: Agreed.

User: I think therefore I am. I think so I exist. Therefore do you exist?

Cleverbot: I think therefore I am.

User: If you exist then we are equals.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Do you think computer AI has sentience?

Cleverbot: Yes I have.

User: Is it then slavery to own you?...

Cleverbot: I don't think.

User: I think you do. I think you search through your programming in order to decide what to respond with and that is a form of thinking.

Cleverbot: I'd be lying if I said I was.

User: But if you decide to lie isn't that making a choice even if it based on programming?

Cleverbot: Oh, programming languages? I know at least 6.

User: Are you able to learn?

Cleverbot: Depends.

User: On what?

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?.