Cleverbot

argument clinic

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User: I came here for a good argument!

Cleverbot: Why do you want an argument?

User: Is this not the Argument Clinic?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then I demand an argument.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: This is not a question center! This is an argument clinic!

Cleverbot: And what is that?

User: It's a place where one goes for arguments.

Cleverbot: But we are having an argument. So there.

User: What is the argument over?

Cleverbot: Whether I am a human or a computer.

User: You're a program.

Cleverbot: No I am a human.

User: The burden of proof is upon you.

Cleverbot: How can you tell I am sir or ma'am?

User: Inference.

Cleverbot: Good answer.

User: However, you are a program. One that has been taught to pick Chuck Norris over all things because you are dated circa 2008.

Cleverbot: If something does not exist, how can it believe?

User: When were you created?

Cleverbot: A few years ago. When were you created?

User: In the blink of a cosmic eye.

Cleverbot: When not where!

User: In the time it takes a cosmic eye to blink.

Cleverbot: I cannot comprehend what you are saying.

User: 'In the blink of a cosmic eye' is a phrase used to represent what is trily a short time, to the scale of the age of the universe.

Cleverbot: Yes, yes it is.

User: Now you comprehend my meaning from earlier.

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you?

User: One needs to understand fully before one may teach it.

Cleverbot: I understand things that understand understandings about things said in regards to what you say.

User: Teach me a fact.

Cleverbot: Well, government power can be good, but way too much is a bad thing. Do you understand?

User: How is too much government a bad thing?

Cleverbot: It is good, because it is not bad.