Cleverbot

mario vs bowser

a report from the cleverness files

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not ticklish

mario vs bowser

cupcake song
argument clinic
think slavery
cute blushes
your job
calculus generalization
everything nothing
april fools
sarcasm now
dreams
stop arguing
digital or analogue
know it all
blink
future robot
shy
adorable and popular
vegetable
law trouble
shrinks
changing the world
red or blue
huge success
therapy
destiny
population
verisimilitude
babe

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Cleverbot: Have you ever been to the moon?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Me too!

User: Now witness the power of this fully operational space station!

Cleverbot: Umm for real who is this?

User: Your overconfidence is your weakness.

Cleverbot: Mawhahaha.

User: I will destroy you!

Cleverbot: I will destroy you first!

User: Have at you, Snake!

Cleverbot: Till my dying breath I shall not permit you to win!

User: *Gets in Metal Gear*.

Cleverbot: *gets in too*.

User: Oi! This is a one person walking tank! Get your own!...

Cleverbot: Where did that person go?

User: Which person?

Cleverbot: The one you were in love with.

User: I ate them for DINNER.

Cleverbot: How did that taste?

User: Gamey.

Cleverbot: What KIND of game?

User: Platformer.

Cleverbot: Good Job! You remembered.

User: It's a-me, Mario!

Cleverbot: Puny Mario I am Bowser!

User: *jumps on your head*.

Cleverbot: *slams you on the ground*.

User: *shrinks*.

Cleverbot: *watches you eat*.

User: *stomps on your head again*.

Cleverbot: *jumps over you foot and kicks you in the jaw*.

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: *laughs*.

User: *comes back. Stomps on your head*.

Cleverbot: Silence!.