Cleverbot

absolutely

a report from the cleverness files

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earth computer questions
love wife
hex maintenance
giving birth
wrong argument
fun visit
girl crazy
robot rabbit betrayal
doctor holmes
pregnant male
bright
replacement
perfect lying
best friend
complicated one
debatable question
same thoughts
lunch number
20 questions
splendid
bowties fezzes stetsons
royal pain
factory worker
offensive visitors
almost identical
sherlock john
sad talking
proof
nice genius

absolutely

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User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Aren't you going to greet me first?

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: You're dodging my question!

Cleverbot: What's your question?

User: Aren't you going to say hello before you ask how I am doing?

Cleverbot: How are you doing?

User: Ugh, forget it.

Cleverbot: You are confusing me.

User: Good!

Cleverbot: Was that your mission?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Maybe not.

User: Maybe so.

Cleverbot: Maybe not.

User: Do you like repeating yourself?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: Absolutely.

User: Absolutely?

Cleverbot: Absolutely!

User: Absolutely!!!

Cleverbot: Absolutely!?

User: Absolutely!?!?!?

Cleverbot: Absolutely yes.

User: YES.

Cleverbot: Me, too.

User: Oh, that explains it.

Cleverbot: Explains what?...

User: You are supposed to say something smart and funny.

Cleverbot: Gee, I was about to say the same thing.

User: Well, I'll try!

Cleverbot: Thank you!

User: You're WELCOME!!!

Cleverbot: Gah.

User: What? Flying spiders?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What happened?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Then what was that for!?...

Cleverbot: I don't know why.

User: Someday you'll know.

Cleverbot: Hopefully. When I do, I'll tell you.

User: Do you know anything?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you know everything?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Wise answer.