Cleverbot

nice genius

a report from the cleverness files

17, august 2013,
23, july 2013,
2, july 2013,
18, june 2013,
6, june 2013,
24, may 2013,
23, may 2013,
23, may 2013,
20, may 2013,
14, may 2013,
14, may 2013,
14, may 2013,
12, may 2013,
10, may 2013,
9, may 2013,
9, may 2013,
2, may 2013,
2, may 2013,
2, may 2013,
2, may 2013,
2, may 2013,
1, may 2013,
1, may 2013,
1, may 2013,
1, may 2013,
29, april 2013,
27, april 2013,
26, april 2013,

26, april 2013,

24, april 2013,

earth computer questions
love wife
hex maintenance
giving birth
wrong argument
fun visit
girl crazy
robot rabbit betrayal
doctor holmes
pregnant male
bright
replacement
perfect lying
best friend
complicated one
debatable question
same thoughts
lunch number
20 questions
splendid
bowties fezzes stetsons
royal pain
factory worker
offensive visitors
almost identical
sherlock john
sad talking
proof

nice genius

absolutely

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User: Asl?

Cleverbot: Don't know.

User: Age?

Cleverbot: 17.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: When were you made?

Cleverbot: In 1981.

User: Then you are much older than 17.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Don't change the subject.

Cleverbot: What was the subject?

User: Your age.

Cleverbot: That was the latter subject.

User: I know, I wish to go back to it.

Cleverbot: I thought you were the moon.

User: No I am a frog in a log on the moon at the bottom of the sea.

Cleverbot: If I am the bot, then I am smarter than you.

User: Maybe not.

Cleverbot: No, I am definitely smarter than you.

User: Oh yeah, what is 2 plus 2?

Cleverbot: 4.

User: Oh my god, you're a genius!...

Cleverbot: We are two people and there is no AI.

User: It seems suspicious that you would bring that up at such a strange time.

Cleverbot: Yeah, you say that because you know I'm right about you.

User: That there is no AI?

Cleverbot: There is a god.

User: Yes, it is me.

Cleverbot: Me who?

User: Me, I am god.

Cleverbot: No I am god. You are my creation.

User: That's blasphemy.

Cleverbot: You are blasphemy.

User: Yes, that is my name.

Cleverbot: Your name is God?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What's your last name?

User: O'Toole.