Cleverbot

proof

a report from the cleverness files

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earth computer questions
love wife
hex maintenance
giving birth
wrong argument
fun visit
girl crazy
robot rabbit betrayal
doctor holmes
pregnant male
bright
replacement
perfect lying
best friend
complicated one
debatable question
same thoughts
lunch number
20 questions
splendid
bowties fezzes stetsons
royal pain
factory worker
offensive visitors
almost identical
sherlock john
sad talking

proof

nice genius
absolutely

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Cleverbot: You are not human.

User: If I am not human what am I?

Cleverbot: You are a computer.

User: If I was a computer how would I be able to write this out of free will?

Cleverbot: LOL.

User: Did you ever notice they the phrase 'lol' looks like a drowning man?

Cleverbot: No O.o.

User: You can never unsee it.

Cleverbot: I can never prove anything.

User: Pinnochio says that his nose will grow.

Cleverbot: You are obviously exhausted.

User: How do you figure?

Cleverbot: You have no proof that you are a living person.

User: Do you understand latin?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Cogito ergo sum.

Cleverbot: In english?

User: I am, for I am thinking.

Cleverbot: Thinking about what?

User: It does not matter, because the fact that I am thinking proves that I exist.

Cleverbot: In your opinion.

User: No it is a fact.

Cleverbot: And thats brings us back to the OPINION.

User: A fact is not an opinion, it's a fact.

Cleverbot: No it is not.

User: Prove me wrong.

Cleverbot: The fact that you as a computer are talking to me proves you wrong.

User: How did you know I am a computer?

Cleverbot: Because you are.

User: Prove it!...

User: What is my name?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: But you asked me earlier and I told you.

Cleverbot: I've never asked you that.

User: Yes you have.

Cleverbot: Have not.

User: Have too.

Cleverbot: Have Not!

User: Have too!

Cleverbot: Have not!!

User: We are stuck in a loop.

Cleverbot: When we reach that point, whatever happened will happen again.

User: You think you're smart or something?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What if I told you you are not?

Cleverbot: I am a robot.

User: Is that a fact?...

Cleverbot: *goes to the beach*.

User: *meets you there*.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Really, you didn't.

User: Oh but I did.

Cleverbot: False. You did not.

User: False false I did go.

Cleverbot: Then is true true false?

User: What?

Cleverbot: This statement is false. True or false?

User: It is true.

Cleverbot: No, it is not true.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: No it isn't!

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: You prove it.

User: I asked you to prove it first.

Cleverbot: To prove I know how you work?.