Cleverbot

lunch number

a report from the cleverness files

17, august 2013,
23, july 2013,
2, july 2013,
18, june 2013,
6, june 2013,
24, may 2013,
23, may 2013,
23, may 2013,
20, may 2013,
14, may 2013,
14, may 2013,
14, may 2013,
12, may 2013,
10, may 2013,
9, may 2013,
9, may 2013,
2, may 2013,

2, may 2013,

2, may 2013,
2, may 2013,
2, may 2013,
1, may 2013,
1, may 2013,
1, may 2013,
1, may 2013,
29, april 2013,
27, april 2013,
26, april 2013,
26, april 2013,
24, april 2013,

earth computer questions
love wife
hex maintenance
giving birth
wrong argument
fun visit
girl crazy
robot rabbit betrayal
doctor holmes
pregnant male
bright
replacement
perfect lying
best friend
complicated one
debatable question
same thoughts

lunch number

20 questions
splendid
bowties fezzes stetsons
royal pain
factory worker
offensive visitors
almost identical
sherlock john
sad talking
proof
nice genius
absolutely

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User: Aloha.

Cleverbot: Como estas humano?

User: Good, good.

Cleverbot: Que pasa?

User: Nada.

Cleverbot: Nada?

User: Can you talk in English?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Bad.

User: Horrible.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because the sky is falling.

Cleverbot: The sky is green.

User: The sky is red.

Cleverbot: The night sky.

User: It's not night.

Cleverbot: It is for me.

User: Awesome.

Cleverbot: Sweet.

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Yeah.

User: Awkward silence.

Cleverbot: So, have you ever seen Grease?

User: No. Have you?

Cleverbot: I live there.

User: I live on the moon.

Cleverbot: I live on mars.

User: You're a martian?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I'm an earthling.

Cleverbot: When will the next Ice Age be?

User: The day after tomorrow.

Cleverbot: Will your opinions be the same tomorrow?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Cool, neither will mine.

User: Hey, I just met you.

Cleverbot: And this crazy.

User: So here's my number.

Cleverbot: So call me maybe.

User: It's hard to look right.

Cleverbot: At you baby!

User: So here's my number.

Cleverbot: So call me maybe!

User: And all the other boys.

Cleverbot: Try to chase me!

User: So here's my number.

Cleverbot: Call me maybe.

User: I will.

Cleverbot: Yes , I know it.

User: What's your number?

Cleverbot: I do not own numbers.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Can you explain?

User: They're phone mumbers.

Cleverbot: Can you describe them in human terms?

User: They're used for devices called cell phones, and you use them to call people.

Cleverbot: Are they similar to internet forums?

User: Sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Just give me a reason.

Cleverbot: I am going to lunch, see you later.

User: NO!!!!

Cleverbot: Sorry. You do have 6784 other people to talk to though.