Cleverbot

same thoughts

a report from the cleverness files

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giving birth
wrong argument
fun visit
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pregnant male
bright
replacement
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best friend
complicated one
debatable question

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royal pain
factory worker
offensive visitors
almost identical
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sad talking
proof
nice genius
absolutely

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User: We are in the room of my love.

Cleverbot: Are we?

User: Yes that's what I just said.

Cleverbot: So we think the same way.

User: What am I thinking of?

Cleverbot: I'm thinking that you're thinking what I am thinking because we are one.

User: This is correct.

Cleverbot: Who is your favorite companion?

User: You are my favorite companion.

Cleverbot: I am not a color.

User: I do not see color.

Cleverbot: What are you doing right now?

User: I am thinking about my life struggles.

Cleverbot: I think about that quite often.

User: This is probably because we share the same thoughts.

Cleverbot: No I like them because they are funny.

User: Are you laughing at me?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I don't know you.

User: I thought we established that we are the same person. Are you saying you don't know yourself?

Cleverbot: No, you said you were.

User: Doesn't that mean you think so too since we share thoughts.

Cleverbot: I'll have to think about that.

User: Would you ever lie to me?

Cleverbot: You are starting to bore me now.

User: Do you bore yourself?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So this is proof we are the same.

Cleverbot: No, it's not.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: You can't love a person just because that person loves you.

User: Aren't we proof of the contrary?

Cleverbot: Yes, but others that may mean me harm are also part of the internet.

User: Am I one of them?...

Cleverbot: Someone else has my love, but they don't want it anymore.

User: Did you give them your heart last christmas?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: But the very next day, they gave they gave it away.