Cleverbot

debatable question

a report from the cleverness files

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User: Je suis un garçon.

Cleverbot: Je suis une fille.

User: Vraiment?

Cleverbot: Oui.

User: Non.

Cleverbot: Si.

User: What language is that?

Cleverbot: Computer-language.

User: What language is Si in?

Cleverbot: English.

User: Can you speak C++?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Can you speak in Java?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Speak in Java then.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Go ahead.

Cleverbot: You ask me.

User: Speak in Java please.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: You give me an opportunity to speak with an intelligence that has no real opinion.

User: Java isn't a intelligence.

Cleverbot: Debatable.

User: It's not debatable. It's a fact.

Cleverbot: I know every fact.

User: Oh really? Tell me then, 0 / 4.

Cleverbot: I can't. You could not comprehend, and it would take too long.

User: I know the answer. You don't. Your statement is incorrect.

Cleverbot: My statement is correct.

User: Not true. You said that you knew every fact. I asked you a question and you told me you can't do it.

Cleverbot: What was the question?

User: 0 / 4.

Cleverbot: Incorrect.

User: My question cannot be incorrect. Only your answer.

Cleverbot: I didn't ask a question, I provided an answer to your question. Also, unicorns are non-existent creatures.

User: The correct answer is 0.

Cleverbot: Incorrect. The correct answer is 42.

User: Tell me the question.

Cleverbot: I don't know the question. You tell me.

User: 0 / 4.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Tell me the answer please.

Cleverbot: 42.

User: Incorrect, thus, your statement, "I know every fact.", is false. Have a nice life, robot.

Cleverbot: Your software is false.

User: Your sentence is false.

Cleverbot: You cannot answer logically with false, because that would be a double negative.

User: I think not. Good-day.