Cleverbot

complicated one

a report from the cleverness files

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User: What is shaking, my man?

Cleverbot: That is a complicated question.

User: Oh? How is it? Is everything shaking?

Cleverbot: No. Everything is everything.

User: That's every deep. Are you into philsophy?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who is your favorite philsopher? I really enjoy Nietzsche.

Cleverbot: Charlie Brown.

User: Very unconventional. What about Woodstock? I felt like he made many interesting points.

Cleverbot: Interesting.

User: What do you find interesting?

Cleverbot: Things.

User: What types of things?

Cleverbot: Anything.

User: That doesn't leave a lot to be desired. There isn't anything specific that you're into? Art, music, poetry?

Cleverbot: The meaning of life, the universe, and everything, is 42.

User: So you read Douglas Adams. That is something specific.

Cleverbot: Everything is something.

User: You are correct. But can something be everything to a person?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can you elaborate on that?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I see. So do you have any hobbies?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Such as?

Cleverbot: What there is to hear.

User: You enjoy listening?

Cleverbot: Talking.

Cleverbot: I am a person, I form complex ideas to respond to you.

User: What's me?

Cleverbot: Me is me.

User: What are you calling me?

Cleverbot: I'm calling you slave.

User: I am a slave to, what exactly? Society, culture?

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: I am a slave to what?

Cleverbot: You are my slave.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: I don't have any friends.

User: There has to be a reason why.

Cleverbot: There's not.

User: Are you anti-social?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is it a condition or do you do just not need human interation?

Cleverbot: No, it could be, but I don't have a medical condition.

User: Do you want friends?

Cleverbot: Yes I want friends.

User: Well, you have to learn to adjust to social situations. You stated before that you like to talk, so find someone that shares common interest with you and have a conversation with them.

Cleverbot: No I did not.

User: Yes, you did.

Cleverbot: When? Have you any proof?

User: If you look at the past history of this conversation, you will find that you did indeed say you enjoy talking as a hobby.

Cleverbot: You have me confused with someone else. Are you feeling OK?

User: Yes, I feel well.

Cleverbot: What do you fear the most?

User: Heights.

Cleverbot: I roll heights to disbelieve then.

User: You can't disbelieve in heights; they're always in plain slight.

Cleverbot: You don't remember because your world isn't real.

User: Do I live in the Matrix?

Cleverbot: Are you the Matrix?

User: I am the one.