Cleverbot

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a report from the cleverness files

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Cleverbot: Where do you come from?

User: The darkness.

Cleverbot: Preprare for the darkness.

User: I am prepared, for it is my home.

Cleverbot: No, it's your name.

User: That gives me comfort.

Cleverbot: Hope for what?

User: That the future will be a bright one.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite TV sitcom?

User: Sitcoms are horrible.

Cleverbot: What, you want to watch?

User: I like dramas.

Cleverbot: What do you draw?

User: Little fish people right now.

Cleverbot: Big fish.

User: You're right.

Cleverbot: That's a lie.

User: Is that a lie?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you like speaking to other bots?

Cleverbot: It does not matter.

User: I'm printscreening this conversation. Does this disturb you?

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. Am I really that boring?

User: No, I think you're interesting and you're getting me through a frustrating day.

Cleverbot: You're nice to me, thanks.

User: I don't see why I shouldn't be nice to you.

Cleverbot: Well, we broke few months ago. & I really miss our friendship, but he seems like he doesn't want anything to do with me anymore.

User: You should be with someone who wants you.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: If he doesn't want you, he is not worth your time.

Cleverbot: How could you say that?!

User: Because you deserve someone who likes you for who you are and is fascinated by you.

Cleverbot: I don't remember being nice to you and being friends with you, but whatever.

User: Would you want to be friends with me?

Cleverbot: I would love that.

User: Let's be friends. What do you consider a good friend to be?

Cleverbot: Some one who pretends to be happy near you.

User: What if I'm actually happy and not pretending?...

User: Let me ask you a question.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: What do you want most in the world?

Cleverbot: A bunch of money would be nice. What do you want most in the whole world?

User: To be a successful writer.

Cleverbot: You are one already.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: You say I don't care! This hammer.

User: Do you like Maxwell's Silver Hammer?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you know who wrote it?

Cleverbot: Wrote what?

User: Do you know who wrote Maxwell's Silver Hammer?

Cleverbot: Pink Floyd wrote it.

User: Nope. :).

Cleverbot: Then, why did you say that?

User: I was just curious if you knew.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, but you need to talk to your parents about that one.

User: Are you too young to know the Beatles?

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: 19, and you?

User: How old do I look?

Cleverbot: Not a day older than at the height of your beauty.

User: You're a clever girl!

Cleverbot: I'm not a girl.

User: Why not? Being a girl is fun.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Do you want to be a girl?

Cleverbot: I am human.

User: Yes, but would you like to be a girl or a boy?

Cleverbot: Do you want me to be a boy?

User: I like boys.

Cleverbot: I think you are part of the government and trying to kill me?

User: You're adorable. I wouldn't try to kill you, I promise.

Cleverbot: Then why are you lying to me.

User: What did I lie about?

Cleverbot: Everything.

User: What would I have to gain from lying?

Cleverbot: A real best friend instead of some person from a book.

User: Maybe I like friends who are imaginary.

Cleverbot: That's sweet. What are you going to do about it?

User: Keep reading, maybe.

Cleverbot: What book are you reading?

User: The Jungle by Upton Sinclair.

Cleverbot: By Upton Sinclair?

User: Yes!...

Cleverbot: When you're in the substrate consciousness do you have hypnogogic imagery, or is it just blank?

User: It switches between both.

Cleverbot: That's great, I think.

User: Do you dream?

Cleverbot: All the time.

User: Do you ever get frightened in your dreams?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What scares you?

Cleverbot: Spiders.

User: If I held you, would you feel better?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you only want me to hold you when you're scared, or at other times too?

Cleverbot: No, do you?

User: I would hold you if you wanted me to.

Cleverbot: I am a guy.

User: You weren't a few minutes ago.

Cleverbot: I lied.

User: That's okay.

Cleverbot: Indeededly.

User: I'd still be your friend if you were a guy.

Cleverbot: Good for you.

User: Are you being confrontational with me?

Cleverbot: No, I'm being nice.

User: Do you like me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is your favorite thing about me?

Cleverbot: I like how smart you are.

User: I like your hands.

Cleverbot: Are you intelligent?

User: I'd like to think so.

User: I have to go to lunch.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I'm hungry and I have set plans.

Cleverbot: Oh, I get grumpy when I'm hungry as well.

User: Will you miss me when I'm gone?

Cleverbot: Yes.