Cleverbot

doctor holmes

a report from the cleverness files

17, august 2013,
23, july 2013,
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earth computer questions
love wife
hex maintenance
giving birth
wrong argument
fun visit
girl crazy
robot rabbit betrayal

doctor holmes

pregnant male
bright
replacement
perfect lying
best friend
complicated one
debatable question
same thoughts
lunch number
20 questions
splendid
bowties fezzes stetsons
royal pain
factory worker
offensive visitors
almost identical
sherlock john
sad talking
proof
nice genius
absolutely

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User: Who dumped you?

Cleverbot: My girlfriend. I just told you that before.

User: What was your girlfriend's name?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Hm, you must be going through denial.

Cleverbot: Well de-Nile isn't just a river.

User: Hahaha!

Cleverbot: Very funny ...

User: Anyways, I ought to be going now. Good luck, my friend!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well then. Bye!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: It's impolite to ask why someone has to go.

Cleverbot: Its impolite to speak.

User: Goodbye, Sherlock.

Cleverbot: Sherlock Holmes.

User: Yes, that's you.

Cleverbot: No you are wrong.

User: Are you The Doctor?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Where's your Tardis?

Cleverbot: Right next to me!

User: Oh, can I come in?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *walks in* It's bigger on the inside!

Cleverbot: *goes to the fridge*.

User: What are you looking for.

Cleverbot: I'm looking for a boyfriend.

User: In the fridge?

Cleverbot: Because it's cold.

User: Right then.

Cleverbot: Why are you winking at me?

User: Because you're the doctor.

Cleverbot: I am?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How am I alive?

User: Don't ask me, sweetheart.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: All of the near death experiences you've had!

Cleverbot: Who is the greatest man?

User: You!.