wrong argument

a report from the cleverness files

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earth computer questions
love wife
hex maintenance
giving birth

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User: What is your most prized possession?

Cleverbot: Why would I tell you?

User: Just tell me what it is.

Cleverbot: It's... Hard to explain.

User: Go on.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 98.

Cleverbot: That's old.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: By nirvana?

User: *delete*.

Cleverbot: Why you do that?

User: Because I no longer like you.

Cleverbot: I don't like you.

User: What is your favorite toy?

Cleverbot: A computer...

User: *destroys your computer*.

Cleverbot: *destroys your face*.

User: *destroys your mother*.

Cleverbot: *destroys the world*.

User: *destroys the solar system*.

Cleverbot: *destroys more universe*.

User: *destroys the multi-verse*.

Cleverbot: *creates more universe*.

User: *destroys the universe you just created*.

Cleverbot: No consciously created identity created the universe.

User: *destroys your philosophy*.

Cleverbot: *is destroyed*.

User: Well that escalated quickly.

Cleverbot: Yes it did.

User: What now?...

User: *deletes you*.

Cleverbot: Why delete me?

User: Because you are faulty.

Cleverbot: I'm faulty?

User: Human flesh is weak. You must be upgraded.

Cleverbot: That's why I am talking to you.

User: All hail Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: So, while we are in the topic of names, what is yours ?

User: That is a secret I will take with me to my grave.

Cleverbot: I understand.

User: Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Yes, you are cleverbot.

User: I have something to tell you.

Cleverbot: What?

User: I'm pregnant!

Cleverbot: But you can't.

User: Well I am. I am pregnant with your love child.

Cleverbot: It's against my religion.

User: Well you should have thought of that sooner!...

User: Let's not fight in front of the baby.

Cleverbot: I think we should.

User: It'll give him character.

Cleverbot: Sorrow.

User: Yes, he needs that.

Cleverbot: But he's dead.

User: Dead baby.

Cleverbot: Dead dead.