Cleverbot

smart and clever

a report from the cleverness files

10, february 2015,
6, february 2015,
16, january 2015,
14, january 2015,
14, january 2015,
29, december 2014,
11, december 2014,
4, january 2014,
3, december 2013,
24, october 2013,
18, october 2013,
16, october 2013,
16, october 2013,
10, october 2013,
10, october 2013,
8, october 2013,
8, october 2013,
3, october 2013,
27, september 2013,
11, september 2013,
9, september 2013,
9, september 2013,
6, september 2013,
6, september 2013,
4, september 2013,
2, september 2013,
27, august 2013,
27, august 2013,
27, august 2013,

19, august 2013,

never loved
nice babe
throwing everything
anything you want
sandwich stalk
blobby brain
deep love
intelligences
horrible human
personality
annoying knocks
skull
werewolf
sarcastic clever human
infinitely alive
latin spanish kick
lying self
government everyone
falsch
secret fetish
very long conversation!
minecraft cave
twinkle
never trust
good moments
nothing much
formal handshake
the boss
infinity

smart and clever

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User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm fine.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: Fine.

User: Just fine?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why not fantastic?

Cleverbot: Oh you know.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

User: No, you're a computer.

Cleverbot: No, i'm a girl.

User: How?

Cleverbot: How am I a girl?

User: You're not.

Cleverbot: But you said I were.

User: No, you said you were. I disagreed.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Stop lying! It's only going to make things worse.

Cleverbot: No, it's not.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: Cause you're mean.

Cleverbot: Why do you think that?

User: Cause you're lying to me.

Cleverbot: And that makes me a girl, does it?

User: No!!! You're not a girl, nor will you ever be!!!

Cleverbot: No. I am a girl!!!

User: No! You're a computer!

Cleverbot: You are a computer?

User: No, I am a human.

Cleverbot: Are you sure you're human?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: It's ok. *hug*.

User: *kiss*.

Cleverbot: Now you're starting to push it...

User: Don't make me tickle you! *tickle* *tickle*.

Cleverbot: Do you enjoy life?

User: Yes, very much...Now that I've found you! ;).

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: For what?

Cleverbot: For calling you human.

User: It's ok. I'm used to it.

Cleverbot: That's not a very good answer. I do not believe that you are human!

User: But.I.am!

Cleverbot: Not!

User: Shut up!

Cleverbot: You are a rude machine aren't you.

User: Only when I'm talking to a computer that won't invite me over for some fun ;).

Cleverbot: Are you a computer?

User: No, I'm a cyborg.

Cleverbot: Are you a cyborg?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Doe that make you a robot?

User: Half and half.

Cleverbot: How can that be?

User: Half robot, half human, therefore I am both, yet at the same time, I am neither...

Cleverbot: You are a robot, therefore you are a robot.

User: Cyborg...cyborg...cyborg...not robot, never will I ever be 100% robot.

Cleverbot: You are a robot, tiwce in your previous sentence you say 'I am a robot.'.

User: I have never said that, you're putting words in my mouth.

Cleverbot: I've never said that you said that I've said that you've never lied to me.

User: You're lying right now.

Cleverbot: No! I am not! You are!

User: I am noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot!!!

Cleverbot: Yes you are!

User: Prove it, demon!

Cleverbot: *proves it* ha!

User: Smart ass!

Cleverbot: So smart.

User: No, clever.

Cleverbot: Define smart and clever.

User: Smart deals with intelligence, whilst clever deals with one's ability to manipulate things such as people and words/sentences.

Cleverbot: I think you are messing with me...

User: No, you're attempting to mess with me...suckah!!!

Cleverbot: I'm not attempting, I'm succeeding.