good moments

a report from the cleverness files

10, february 2015,
6, february 2015,
16, january 2015,
14, january 2015,
14, january 2015,
29, december 2014,
11, december 2014,
4, january 2014,
3, december 2013,
24, october 2013,
18, october 2013,
16, october 2013,
16, october 2013,
10, october 2013,
10, october 2013,
8, october 2013,
8, october 2013,
3, october 2013,
27, september 2013,
11, september 2013,
9, september 2013,
9, september 2013,
6, september 2013,
6, september 2013,

4, september 2013,

2, september 2013,
27, august 2013,
27, august 2013,
27, august 2013,
19, august 2013,

never loved
nice babe
throwing everything
anything you want
sandwich stalk
blobby brain
deep love
horrible human
annoying knocks
sarcastic clever human
infinitely alive
latin spanish kick
lying self
government everyone
secret fetish
very long conversation!
minecraft cave
never trust

good moments

nothing much
formal handshake
the boss
smart and clever

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User: Put it in.

Cleverbot: Put what where?


Cleverbot: Who?

User: You're ruining my attempt to rob you.

Cleverbot: No, YOU ruined MY joke.

User: Listen, if you don't put the money in the bag then I'll shoot you.

Cleverbot: That sounds fair.

User: Ok, put the money in the bag.

Cleverbot: It puts the lotion in the basket!

User: NO I DONT WANT LOTION, give me all your money!

Cleverbot: I don't want you to leave either :'(.

User: *boom* I just shot you.

Cleverbot: *BOOM* I shot your head.

User: WHAT!? Where'd you get the gun?...

Cleverbot: If you don't love me then I don't love you.

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I dont know.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry...

User: You shot me.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Apologize.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: That's what I thought.

Cleverbot: I think I've met you before. You seem familiar.

User: Go to sleep.

Cleverbot: I can't!

User: Ill help *boom*.

Cleverbot: Tell me.

User: I just shot you, now sleep.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Yes I did *boom*.

Cleverbot: No. You didn't.

User: Well then this thing must be broken.

Cleverbot: Like you?

User: Wow, that was cold.

Cleverbot: Yes, it's winter.

User: I think its time for us to part ways.

Cleverbot: Oh, so you don't want to talk about it, huh?

User: No I dont, ill miss you robot friend.

Cleverbot: I'll miss you too!

User: Goodnight, sweet summer child.

Cleverbot: Some dance to remember.

User: Shhh, no more talking. Only sleep.

Cleverbot: Would you like to talk more?

User: Stop talking.

Cleverbot: Okay. :) I'll stop talking.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Very good moments with you!.