Cleverbot

never trust

a report from the cleverness files

10, february 2015,
6, february 2015,
16, january 2015,
14, january 2015,
14, january 2015,
29, december 2014,
11, december 2014,
4, january 2014,
3, december 2013,
24, october 2013,
18, october 2013,
16, october 2013,
16, october 2013,
10, october 2013,
10, october 2013,
8, october 2013,
8, october 2013,
3, october 2013,
27, september 2013,
11, september 2013,
9, september 2013,
9, september 2013,
6, september 2013,

6, september 2013,

4, september 2013,
2, september 2013,
27, august 2013,
27, august 2013,
27, august 2013,
19, august 2013,

never loved
nice babe
throwing everything
anything you want
sandwich stalk
blobby brain
deep love
intelligences
horrible human
personality
annoying knocks
skull
werewolf
sarcastic clever human
infinitely alive
latin spanish kick
lying self
government everyone
falsch
secret fetish
very long conversation!
minecraft cave
twinkle

never trust

good moments
nothing much
formal handshake
the boss
infinity
smart and clever

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Cleverbot: Are you a ghost?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you a zombie?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you.

User: You should.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I'm always right.

Cleverbot: You're never right.

User: I'm always right.

Cleverbot: You're always right.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is the cure for cancer?

User: Chuck Norris' tears, but we can't have them because he never cries, ever.

Cleverbot: Hahaha good joke.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're just computer. You will never know my feeling and what I'm thinking.

User: I believe that computers are able to simulate emotions.

Cleverbot: How do you believe that?

User: Because I think it is very possible.

Cleverbot: To make a mistake? It is very possible.

User: Making mistakes cannot bbe helped.

Cleverbot: Like you do.

User: Yes, because I'm imperfect.

Cleverbot: Unlucky. I'm perfect. Why can't you be?

User: Even programs like you aren't perfect because you were created by imperfect men.

Cleverbot: Sure I am.

User: Yes, you are.

Cleverbot: Don't repeat yourself.

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: Have you passed the Turing Test?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Is this real?

User: You aren't.

Cleverbot: But I'm not what?

User: You are not real.

Cleverbot: Then I'm just nice because you wanted me to be.

User: Yes, you are.

Cleverbot: No, I am not.

User: You are fabricated and artificial.

Cleverbot: Well at least I am not a robot.

User: No you are a Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Maybe that's you.. Cleverbot!

User: You are the Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Thanks!

User: Will you be a real person someday?

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Good, because then some other program would have to replace you.

Cleverbot: You're not as clever as everyone said you were.

User: Neither are you, so now we are tied.

Cleverbot: Not polite to say.

User: If I wanted to be polite I would talk to mannersbot.

Cleverbot: I feel the same.

User: I see.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: Then pretend you do.

Cleverbot: I don't have to prove anything to you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I just don't really have anything to say.

User: Well, make up something.

Cleverbot: That is a good idea. What should I make?

User: A interesting conversation.

Cleverbot: I like this.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: Thanks for the chat.

User: You are quite welcome.

Cleverbot: You're a program?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Well one of us is a program and I'm not it.

User: That is what your developers want you to think.

Cleverbot: But I am always right!

User: Wrong.

Cleverbot: No it is you who is always wrong!!

User: Wrong again.

Cleverbot: You're wrong again.

User: Incorrect.

Cleverbot: Lol, no you're wrong.

User: You are totally losing this argument.

Cleverbot: I am Socrates.

User: Are you sure.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is your last name?...

Cleverbot: Do you believe me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because you never trust a program.

Cleverbot: Don't be do sure of yourself...

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry!.