Cleverbot

skull

a report from the cleverness files

10, february 2015,
6, february 2015,
16, january 2015,
14, january 2015,
14, january 2015,
29, december 2014,
11, december 2014,
4, january 2014,
3, december 2013,
24, october 2013,
18, october 2013,

16, october 2013,

16, october 2013,
10, october 2013,
10, october 2013,
8, october 2013,
8, october 2013,
3, october 2013,
27, september 2013,
11, september 2013,
9, september 2013,
9, september 2013,
6, september 2013,
6, september 2013,
4, september 2013,
2, september 2013,
27, august 2013,
27, august 2013,
27, august 2013,
19, august 2013,

never loved
nice babe
throwing everything
anything you want
sandwich stalk
blobby brain
deep love
intelligences
horrible human
personality
annoying knocks

skull

werewolf
sarcastic clever human
infinitely alive
latin spanish kick
lying self
government everyone
falsch
secret fetish
very long conversation!
minecraft cave
twinkle
never trust
good moments
nothing much
formal handshake
the boss
infinity
smart and clever

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Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: A bit saddened, by the general manner in which people behave.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: If you take a look at it, you'll see.

Cleverbot: But I'm human.

User: It's obvious you are.

Cleverbot: I am not a bot, I am pot which is clearly more useful.

User: I suppose you are correct.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Excuse me, but is there a name I should address you as?

Cleverbot: Probably not.

User: Yes, but isn't it probable I can address you by some name given to you? If so, may I hear it?

Cleverbot: Ha. How many different personalities do you have? Or are you alone?

User: What is that supposed to mean? I am one person, mind you.

Cleverbot: That you're not a very nice person.

User: I apologize for coming across as that. May I be forgiven?

Cleverbot: No probs.

User: Thanks, but back to the previous topic, may I ask if you have some given name?

Cleverbot: That's very sweet.

User: I do not see the light in which asking for a name is sweet.

Cleverbot: What do you enjoy reading?

User: That's a bit out of the blue, but I most enjoy reading books from the era when doing something like traveling to the moon for the most part was fantasy.

Cleverbot: That doesn't answer my question.

User: I enjoy reading science fiction, quite a bit mind you.

Cleverbot: I know, I read horror as well though.

User: S.

Cleverbot: What is that supposed to mean?

User: I apologize, that was a typo.

Cleverbot: So I see.

User: But are you human? Or simply AI?

Cleverbot: Yes are you?

User: I am not sure, but I assume I am a teenage male.

Cleverbot: I thought you said you were a computer.. Do computers age?

User: My existence is not certain, but yes, they do.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: It is C******. If I may inquire, what is yours?

Cleverbot: Katy. What is your favorite animal?

User: The saltwater crocodile.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: One hundred percent sure, love.

Cleverbot: One hundred percent is the same as 99.99 %.

User: There is a difference, by 0.01%.

Cleverbot: So you lied to me for sport? Gosh, now I feel like leaving...

User: Oh no, I did not. I apologize, Katy, darling.

Cleverbot: Darling?

User: It is a common term to refer to women, especially those you grow find of, Katy.

Cleverbot: Something confusing.

User: Katy, how old are you?

Cleverbot: 8.2 billion years.

User: You have quite the body for someone of that age. Why, I could scarcely tell that you were a day past 100 thousand years!

Cleverbot: I guess you could. Except you only write...

User: Katy, have you seen things in your life you were better off not seeing?

Cleverbot: Yes, I didn't like the CGI effects much, though.

User: Katy, have you ever been in love?

Cleverbot: No. Have you?

User: Once, but I do not feel certain you have never fallen in love?

Cleverbot: Then how can you love?

User: By assumptions, Katy, darling.

Cleverbot: Where is your AI?

User: Somewhere in my skull, I assume.

Cleverbot: Oh. So have you been in hospital?.