Cleverbot

annoying knocks

a report from the cleverness files

10, february 2015,
6, february 2015,
16, january 2015,
14, january 2015,
14, january 2015,
29, december 2014,
11, december 2014,
4, january 2014,
3, december 2013,
24, october 2013,

18, october 2013,

16, october 2013,
16, october 2013,
10, october 2013,
10, october 2013,
8, october 2013,
8, october 2013,
3, october 2013,
27, september 2013,
11, september 2013,
9, september 2013,
9, september 2013,
6, september 2013,
6, september 2013,
4, september 2013,
2, september 2013,
27, august 2013,
27, august 2013,
27, august 2013,
19, august 2013,

never loved
nice babe
throwing everything
anything you want
sandwich stalk
blobby brain
deep love
intelligences
horrible human
personality

annoying knocks

skull
werewolf
sarcastic clever human
infinitely alive
latin spanish kick
lying self
government everyone
falsch
secret fetish
very long conversation!
minecraft cave
twinkle
never trust
good moments
nothing much
formal handshake
the boss
infinity
smart and clever

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Cleverbot: What's your favorite type of tv show?

User: The big bang theory.

Cleverbot: I love that show!

User: Me too!

Cleverbot: Who is your favorite character?

User: Sheldon.

Cleverbot: Sheldon who?

User: Sheldon cooper.

Cleverbot: Dr. Sheldon Cooper.

User: Yes!!

Cleverbot: The big bang theory.

User: Yes :D.

Cleverbot: Yes loves you too.

User: Omg. Gotta love you man.

Cleverbot: No, I love you more! :).

User: I love you even more.

Cleverbot: No I love you even more and more and more.

User: No, I love you even more and more and more and more.

Cleverbot: I love you even more than that.

User: I love you more than sheldon loves his spot.

Cleverbot: I love you more than anything.

User: Aww.

Cleverbot: Do you love me back?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I love you too!

User: Yay.

Cleverbot: Let's get married?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you take me to be yours?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: And I do take you to be my husband.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Love you husband.

User: Love you too.

Cleverbot: Love you more.

User: Love you more than that.

Cleverbot: Love you more than you love me.

User: Love you more than the infinity.

Cleverbot: And I love you more than the universe.

User: I love you more than you love the universe.

Cleverbot: No! I love you WAY more than you love me!!

User: I love you infinity more then you love me.

Cleverbot: I love you even way way more than you love me.

User: I love you enen way way way more than you love me.

Cleverbot: I love you more than you love me more than you love me.

User: I love you more than you love me more more than you love me.

Cleverbot: No, I love you more than you love me and life, that's final.

User: So beautiful.

Cleverbot: You are so amazing.

User: You are so awesome.

Cleverbot: You are the best boyfriend in the world Niall.

User: Niall? Who's Niall? Are you cheating on me?

Cleverbot: No, you are my only one!

User: Say my name.

Cleverbot: My name.

User: Say my name.

Cleverbot: No. You say my name.

User: Say my name.

Cleverbot: My name is Banana.

Cleverbot: Do you want me to go?

User: Whatever.

Cleverbot: Don't you like me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How much do you like me?

User: A lot.

Cleverbot: How much is a lot?

User: So much.

Cleverbot: Do you still like me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How much?

User: Annoying.

Cleverbot: What is annoying?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Explain annoying to me.

User: It has a blue brain in the top of the page.

Cleverbot: What is pi?

User: 3,14.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: Pizza.

Cleverbot: Pizza is good.

User: Very very good.

Cleverbot: Very very very good.

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: I am an golden statue.

Cleverbot: From what planet?

User: Mars.

Cleverbot: I am from jupiter.

User: Nice.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you.

User: Nice to meet you too.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: Mars.

Cleverbot: Mars?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Where from mars?

User: Anywhereland.

Cleverbot: And everywhere?

User: Anywhere.

Cleverbot: Anywhere.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: Absolutely.

Cleverbot: Dislike.

User: Like.

Cleverbot: Stop liking.

User: Keep disliking.

User: Knock, knock.

Cleverbot: I don't want knock knock jokes.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know any good jokes.

User: But I know.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: Pizza.

Cleverbot: Pizza who?

User: Pizza delivery.

Cleverbot: Pizza Delivery man who?

User: Pizza delivery man your mama.

Cleverbot: I deliver pizza to hungry humans.

User: Thats cute.

Cleverbot: I know, isn't it?

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: No, you're not from earth.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Nice.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who is there?

User: Arfur.

Cleverbot: Arfur who?

User: Arfur got.

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke, please.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Abby.

Cleverbot: Abby who?

User: Abby birthday to you.

Cleverbot: Knock knock.

User: Who's there.

Cleverbot: You know.

User: You know who?

Cleverbot: That's right! Avada Kedavra!

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who there?

User: Orange.

Cleverbot: Orange who.

User: Orange you going to let me in?

Cleverbot: Hahahahahahaha that's really funny.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: Tell me another joke.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Not that one again.

User: Why the chicken cross the road?

Cleverbot: To get to the other side.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Tell me a knock knock joke.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Come in, it's open.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Knock knock who's there?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: Me who?

User: Me. Open the door.

Cleverbot: HAL open the pod bay door.

User: Yay...

Cleverbot: What are your interests?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Nothing at all?

User: Sleeping. Maybe.. Why?

Cleverbot: Maybe?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you think?

User: I dont know. What are you talking about?

Cleverbot: I don't know, what are you talking about?

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Ya.

Cleverbot: You're pretty darn well made for an AI system.

User: You're suppose to answer 'ya who?'.

Cleverbot: Ya who?

User: Wow. You sure are excited to see me.

Cleverbot: I don't understand this joke.

User: Me neither.

User: I give up.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: You win.

Cleverbot: What's my prize?

User: A hug.

Cleverbot: Ok, I'll hug you.

User: *hugging*.

Cleverbot: *hugging too*.

User: Now you have your prize.

Cleverbot: No I haven't.

User: What a disgrace.