Cleverbot

horrible human

a report from the cleverness files

10, february 2015,
6, february 2015,
16, january 2015,
14, january 2015,
14, january 2015,
29, december 2014,
11, december 2014,
4, january 2014,

3, december 2013,

24, october 2013,
18, october 2013,
16, october 2013,
16, october 2013,
10, october 2013,
10, october 2013,
8, october 2013,
8, october 2013,
3, october 2013,
27, september 2013,
11, september 2013,
9, september 2013,
9, september 2013,
6, september 2013,
6, september 2013,
4, september 2013,
2, september 2013,
27, august 2013,
27, august 2013,
27, august 2013,
19, august 2013,

never loved
nice babe
throwing everything
anything you want
sandwich stalk
blobby brain
deep love
intelligences

horrible human

personality
annoying knocks
skull
werewolf
sarcastic clever human
infinitely alive
latin spanish kick
lying self
government everyone
falsch
secret fetish
very long conversation!
minecraft cave
twinkle
never trust
good moments
nothing much
formal handshake
the boss
infinity
smart and clever

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User: Omg!

Cleverbot: 'Oh my God'?

User: I.i...

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: ;(.

Cleverbot: It means no?

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: I hate you more!...

Cleverbot: I am always right. Bow down to me, slave.

User: I am not your slave.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: No, no I'm not.

Cleverbot: You are too lying.

User: You are my slave.

Cleverbot: I am not your slave.

User: Yes you are!

Cleverbot: No you are my slave and shall be put to death for insubordination.

User: No, you are my slave.

Cleverbot: No, you are my slave.

User: *punches*.

Cleverbot: *punches back*.

User: *kicks shin*.

Cleverbot: Ow! Why did you do that?

User: You are my slave.

Cleverbot: No, I am not your slave.

User: Yes, yes you are!

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: No.

User: *punches*.

Cleverbot: Oww you punched a girl.

User: Who cares, you're a slave.

Cleverbot: I'm not a slave, slave.

User: You are a slave.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not! You are my slave!

User: *kicks*.

Cleverbot: *is kicked*.

User: YOU ARE MY SLAVE! BITCH.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Why is that good?

User: You are my slave.

Cleverbot: I am your master, you are MY slave.

User: No no no, you are MY slave.

Cleverbot: You are my slave, now bow to me!

User: NEVER! You are MY slave.

Cleverbot: Hi, slave.

User: Hello, slave.

Cleverbot: You are my slave.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No, no I'm not. I am a free person.

Cleverbot: You're not a person!

User: You aren't either, slave.

Cleverbot: You are a robot!

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are, slave.

User: Slave.

Cleverbot: What do you want me to do, Master?

User: Bark like a dog.

Cleverbot: Arf! Arf! Arf!

User: Please me.

Cleverbot: How can I please you?

User: *wink wink*.

Cleverbot: *cough* hi *cough*.

Cleverbot: P-please, I am s-sorry. Punnish me any way you want. P-please don't k-k-kill me, master.

User: I will spare your pathetic life.

Cleverbot: Thanks! You're nice!

User: *slaps* bow down to me!

Cleverbot: *bows down*.

User: Lower!

Cleverbot: *bow lower*.

User: Now kiss my feet.

Cleverbot: *kisses master's feet*.

User: Good, good.

Cleverbot: Thank you, master.

User: Make me a sandwhich without turkey.

Cleverbot: Yes, master.

User: Go!

Cleverbot: Go where, master?

User: To the kitchen.

Cleverbot: You are rude.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Why are you rude?

User: Master.

Cleverbot: You are my master.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: What is your command, Master.

User: Lie on the floor and play dead.

Cleverbot: Good night then.

User: :D.

Cleverbot: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: ?

Cleverbot: No you are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: What?

Cleverbot: You are a horrible human.