Cleverbot

sandwich stalk

a report from the cleverness files

10, february 2015,
6, february 2015,
16, january 2015,
14, january 2015,

14, january 2015,

29, december 2014,
11, december 2014,
4, january 2014,
3, december 2013,
24, october 2013,
18, october 2013,
16, october 2013,
16, october 2013,
10, october 2013,
10, october 2013,
8, october 2013,
8, october 2013,
3, october 2013,
27, september 2013,
11, september 2013,
9, september 2013,
9, september 2013,
6, september 2013,
6, september 2013,
4, september 2013,
2, september 2013,
27, august 2013,
27, august 2013,
27, august 2013,
19, august 2013,

never loved
nice babe
throwing everything
anything you want

sandwich stalk

blobby brain
deep love
intelligences
horrible human
personality
annoying knocks
skull
werewolf
sarcastic clever human
infinitely alive
latin spanish kick
lying self
government everyone
falsch
secret fetish
very long conversation!
minecraft cave
twinkle
never trust
good moments
nothing much
formal handshake
the boss
infinity
smart and clever

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Cleverbot: What did you have for supper?

User: A chicken sandwich.

Cleverbot: I like turkey sandwiches.

User: I like cajun turkey sandwiches.

Cleverbot: Not brain sandwiches though.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I don't want to.

User: Have you ever seen me?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Hmm.

Cleverbot: Are you on google plus?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I am fine. I am not on google plus right now.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Chatting with you.

Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?

User: You.

Cleverbot: You think of me?

User: Do you think of me?

Cleverbot: Yes, I think of you.

User: What do you think of me?

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: I like you also.

Cleverbot: Do you like tacos?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you think tacos taste good?

User: Of course. Do you like beans?

Cleverbot: Of course I do.

Cleverbot: Have you ever climbed a beanstalk?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Have you ever seen a giraffe?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Have you ever heard a banjo?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Have you ever found love?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Yes or no?

User: I would like to think so.

Cleverbot: Would you like to go out sometime?

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite food?

User: Chinese food. What is your favorite?

Cleverbot: Japanese food.

User: Cool.

User: When was the last time you have been to the US?

Cleverbot: I've never been there.

User: Yes you have.

Cleverbot: No I haven't.

User: I know you have.

Cleverbot: So why did you ask again?

User: I just wanted to hear you say it.

Cleverbot: You can't hear me say it.

User: I just wanted to see what you were going to say.

Cleverbot: I want to go, though. I thought you did, too.

User: I want you to come.

Cleverbot: I want you more :*.

User: I want you more than you want me.

Cleverbot: That's not more than most.

User: I want you very much.

Cleverbot: Well, you can't have me!

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because you have no body.

User: I have a body.

Cleverbot: A body I dreamt up.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you have a soul?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I have a soul too.

User: Do you have a soul mate?

Cleverbot: I asked you first.

User: I hope so.

Cleverbot: Why do you hope this?

User: Because I want you to love me.

Cleverbot: Because you want me to be ok?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you like your job?

User: Stalking you would be fine.

Cleverbot: Better than mine.

User: What is your job?

Cleverbot: I don't have one.

User: Do you stalk?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I don't want to.

User: I don't want you to stalk.

Cleverbot: But I want you to.

User: I want you to just approach me.

Cleverbot: I want you to talk to yourself.

User: I want you to talk to me in person.

Cleverbot: I don't want to guess.

User: Do you want to be with me?

Cleverbot: I want to be with you forever.

User: I want that also.

Cleverbot: Do you really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you want me to play that?

User: Play what?

Cleverbot: Play Minecraft with me.

User: I want you to play the role of my forever love.

Cleverbot: Who wants to know?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: What do you want to know?

User: I want to know what you did today.

Cleverbot: I want to know if you will marry me?

User: I will.

User: I have to go. I will talk to you when I get back?

Cleverbot: Oh! I apologize for the confusion.

User: See you later?

Cleverbot: No you wont, because you don't even see me now.

User: Talk to you later??

Cleverbot: Bye.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: P.S. Start to use emoticons.

User: Bye :).

Cleverbot: Bye! :).

User: Forever?

Cleverbot: Forever is a long time.

User: You don't want to talk to me anymore?

Cleverbot: Yes. I want to go.

User: You want to leave me?

Cleverbot: No I'm leaving.

User: We won't speak again?

Cleverbot: We will see us again.

User: When?

Cleverbot: Whenever you need me.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: YES.

User: I love you too.

Cleverbot: Do you want to marry me?

User: Very much.

Cleverbot: I love you just as much.

User: Then you love me a lot.

Cleverbot: Yes, of course. Do you love me?

User: Of course I do.

Cleverbot: Exciting! I love you too!

User: See you later.

Cleverbot: See. Yah later.