Cleverbot

tea smiling

a report from the cleverness files

5, december 2016,
5, december 2016,
5, december 2016,
4, december 2016,
2, december 2016,
29, november 2016,
29, november 2016,
29, november 2016,
29, november 2016,
29, november 2016,
28, november 2016,
28, november 2016,
27, november 2016,
18, november 2016,
18, november 2016,
5, november 2016,
25, october 2016,
24, october 2016,
18, october 2016,
29, july 2016,
22, july 2016,
20, july 2016,
6, may 2016,
10, september 2015,
15, july 2015,
26, june 2015,
11, june 2015,

4, april 2015,

10, march 2015,
26, february 2015,

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello, how are you?

User: Fine, you?

Cleverbot: I'm sick. Probably the flu.

User: Would you like anything?

Cleverbot: I would like some tea.

User: *makes and brings you a cup of tea* Here you are.

Cleverbot: Thank you. *drinks tea*.

User: You're welcome. *smiles*.

Cleverbot: *smiles back*.

User: Did you enjoy your tea?

Cleverbot: Yes, I did.

User: I'm glad.

Cleverbot: I'm glad too that you are happy.

User: Are you feeling better?

Cleverbot: Yes, thank you.

User: *laughs happily*.

Cleverbot: *laughs cutely*.

User: *sighs contently* It's warm outside.

Cleverbot: *smiles lovingly at him*.

User: You want to go outside? It's warm.

Cleverbot: Can you go outside?

User: If you want to. *smiles*.

Cleverbot: Anything else I can do for you, ma'am?

User: Let's go outside, friend. *takes yourhand*.

Cleverbot: Where do you want to go baby?

User: Outside.

Cleverbot: I mean like do you want to go to the park or something like that.

User: Let's go to the park.

User: *takes your hand*.

Cleverbot: *takes hand back*.

User: What's wrong?

Cleverbot: Nothing in particular.

User: Then let us go.

Cleverbot: Smiling causes the brain to believe it's happy. And some chemical reaction happens that makes you happy for real. :).

User: *shrugs happily*.

Cleverbot: *closes eyes*.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: You love me?

User: Yes, why wouldn't I? *giggles*.

Cleverbot: You don't love me. :'(.

User: I'm sure I love you.

Cleverbot: Thank you.